Took her hours to get anywhere!

I should be watching Joolz!

I would've just left her to it.

What in Holland?

Yeah. It was great last week!

I should know better than to go to the pub on a Friday, especially when it`s shut!

Yeah it is a great show. I never watch it though, 'cos I don't like watching live music on TV, although it is a great show.

Whats diddling here? I am an aquarian. Very intelligent & creative & shit. Its all a bunch of bollox anyhoo. I could never trust that Russell Grant geezer. Urghhhhhh Ugly monster him.

David if its your happy birthday I would lurrrrrrrrve to give you a special pressie. Gis your addy and I will send it to you. It's special. I think you will like it.
No! You dont trust me.Well I never.

Hi Charley, it sort of went off topic. Can`t think how!

Happpy Birthday David, next month & thank God the pub was closed for a refurb

Hey hun! Its a womans perogative to go off topic.

I know, I do it all the time!

Huh! Women!

But, what would you lot do without us?

Yey Leevil. I know who you want to fwack. You lurrrrrrrrrrrve somebody dont you?

Himself. Look at that avatar!

That avator is nearly as scary as the Mr Blobby picture...what happened to the nice one of Ralph...i had a little thing for him i did!!!

Lol Mr Blobby?

Oiiii! I used to fancy Mr Blobby. He looks remarkably like a giant penis with VD. Oh and 2 eyes