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Who Invented Grammar?

With so many writing wits and whizzes on this site I'm hoping that maybe there's
someone who can tell me who invented grammar? I looked it up on the outernet (oppo of internet) because IF there IS an answer it may be OUT there on the net, but IF it is I couldn't find it.

Aaron of course.

Is this an opportunity for me to wheel out my "Grammer's House" gag again?

No!

I would rather you wheeled out your incontinent nan and made us suck her pads.

Quote: Anorak @ October 6 2010, 2:51 PM BST

Aaron of course.

This.

It was the Greeks, wasn't it? They do a good salad as well

Dead right about their salads - but I'm after the inventor of grammar NOT gamma. thanks for the input, tho.

I just found this

http://www.protrainco.com/essays/grammarterms.htm

It's them bloody Ities again

Grammaticus?

Stephen, would it be rude if I asked you to change your avatar? It's just that... I wanna punch it.

Laughing out loud

Is it bad I feel the same?

:D

Also to add Simon, you have a very nice other picture of yourself on your profile.

Quote: sootyj @ October 6 2010, 2:52 PM BST

Is this an opportunity for me to wheel out my "Grammer's House" gag again?

*Grammar's House

If you wheel it out for a third time, Joel, can you at least spell it properly. Cheers.

*fears Kelsey Grammer joke on the horizon* Teary

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