Quote: Aaron @ May 13, 2007, 11:09 PMJude, if you haven't already, pick yourself up a copy of The Mammoth Book of Pirates.
Very interesting, if not a little tough to get through at times!
I didn't know mammoths could read. Don't they have trouble turning the pages?
I reckon they`d be resourceful b*ggers & use their massive tusks!
I read about some mammoths who had straight tusks so that they didnt get caught in undergrowth in the jungle...you can tell I'm going mad...I have exams on Thursday 
Going?
okay then. hint taken. more mad than usual!
Don`t worry SbF, there`s a lot of exam and end of year madness about!
I have left my hair pirate-y....I forgot how curly it really was 
That`s genius
Spread the word of piratie hair!
Ya'r Ye hair be Blowing like the wind in me sails, hoist the anchor mr.Andrews there be a the smell of gold in the air.
Dont start me off I have written a theory on pirate psychotherapy it's very interesting and works on many patients any way arr
In a good way?
Yes yes, cured they are. I did accidently try it out on a girl I was trying to bump uglies with and found she was quite mad. Still, she looked good...Pirate therpay will be huge trust me put bet all your cabbages
Consider all my cabbages bet!
I'm going to give you a little insider tip on cabbages here Jude, Don't tell no one but although my father wished a thousand camels to shit on my cabbage patch, it did not fertilise the soil as one would think it would, so...Don't let a thousand camels shit on your cabbage patch
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Don`t worry, I`ll keep an eye out for the camels.
Reckon I`ll see them coming though!