Nope. A fiction book!
Happy Birthday Aaronnnn...! Page 10
About real cats?
Quote: Aaron @ May 9 2012, 3:36 PM BSTNope. A fiction book!
Something on French etiquette?
'Cooking With Garlic.'
Quote: Nil Putters @ May 9 2012, 4:03 PM BSTSomething on French etiquette?
Happy Birthday Aaron
A book about a cat train conductor who eats KFC.
I'm not sure it would be all too safe to place a cat in charge of a train...
On a comedy forum when it's your birthday.
Tragic.
You charmer.
I see, well if you'd rather be on here so be it.
Considering it's his comedy forum it's hardly tragic.
Okay. 
And considering his birthday was 2 days ago...
(Not that he wasn't on then too!)