Worst idea for a book

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sootyj

  • Saturday 5th December 2009, 4:58am
  • England
  • 51,287 posts

Books are rubbish they're like TV but you have to read and there's no pictures.
They're only real use is avoiding looking at pregnant women when you sit on both handicap seats on the bus.
That and throwing at tramps sleeping in libraries.

But what's the worst idea for a book ever?

Pride and racial prejudice.
Jane Austen yawanthon about a punch up between poofs and foreigns.

TheoPathetasaurus
A collection of a million diferent terms for looking dismissively down your nose and sighing.

The Bod Delusion.
Spoil sport aetheist picks on beloved kids TV character.

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swerytd

  • Saturday 5th December 2009, 5:15am
  • Guildford, England
  • 7,526 posts

The Libel
Lawsuits galore if Jesus had been born in the USA.

Men Who Wear Bras, Women Have A Penis
Thought-provoking insight to the minds of the transexual.

Beating Jordan
Fantasy-driven novel sells 100x more copies than Katie Price autobiography.

Dan

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sootyj

  • Saturday 5th December 2009, 5:21am
  • England
  • 51,287 posts

Thomas the Rank Engine
Kids book about a smelly train.

The man with an iron flask
French king tormented by lower back pain due to rather heavy thermos.

Where the mild things are.
A child's adventure in the land of Liberal Democrats.

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Oldrocker

  • Saturday 5th December 2009, 5:31am
  • Near my beloved Black Country in Wolverhampton, England
  • 13,416 posts

Any one that advocates following a deity/ies to the exclusion of all reason.

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Paul Shepley

  • Saturday 5th December 2009, 5:34am
  • Preston, England
  • 19 posts

Mein Kampf: Rise of the machines

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The Giggle-o

  • Saturday 5th December 2009, 5:38am
  • England
  • 1,489 posts

Where's Wally? (now in braille)

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sootyj

  • Saturday 5th December 2009, 5:44am
  • England
  • 51,287 posts

Brine Kampf
The Nazi guide to pickling food stuffs.

The Tibetan Facebook of the dead.
Verily your journey will start when the body dies and you throw a badger.

The Koran Koran
The reflex is an urge to martyrdom.

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Lime5000

  • Saturday 5th December 2009, 6:02am
  • England
  • 895 posts

Cooking with Gaddafi.

The most tried and trusted of international terrorists; Gaddafi has been torturing for over 30 years...

David Dickinson and Me.

Residents of Parkhurst meet with David on their road to recovery.

Chelsea Smilers.

Portraits of all the best Chelsea smiles.

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Aaron

  • Saturday 5th December 2009, 6:03am
  • Royal Berkshire, England
  • 68,710 posts

sootyj: My Life So Far

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Paul Shepley

  • Saturday 5th December 2009, 6:04am
  • Preston, England
  • 19 posts

Pop up books, for people of a nervous disposition.

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The Giggle-o

  • Saturday 5th December 2009, 9:12am
  • England
  • 1,489 posts

The Alternative Kama Sutra by Amanda Knox.

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sootyj

  • Saturday 5th December 2009, 1:23pm
  • England
  • 51,287 posts

If only the Nazis had written a sitcom about grammar.
The Aaron Brown Christmas annual.

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T.W.

  • Saturday 5th December 2009, 3:28pm [Edited]
  • England
  • 15,786 posts
Quote: The Giggle-o @ December 5 2009, 4:12 AM GMT

The Alternative Kama Sutra by Amanda Knox.

Annoyed :D

'My Shit Life So Farzi' by President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

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Marc P

  • Saturday 5th December 2009, 3:40pm
  • England
  • 17,698 posts

SCOUTING FOR BOYS
by
Jonathan King

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sootyj

  • Saturday 5th December 2009, 3:49pm
  • England
  • 51,287 posts

Bloody Burk
By Marks with Pee.

Fantastic Ms Fox
Ms Fox had a most unusual way of killing the chickens...

Touting for boys
By Jonathon Kings pimp