I'm not entirely sure why, but certain "rude" words, that don't strictly qualify as swear words make me snigger.
I'm aware this is hugely immature, but what the hell.
What's your favourite non swear word?
For some reason, mine all seem to be penis related:
Prick
Cock
Knobhead
Are we allowed hyphenated words? If so, I'll go for front-bottom.
Flange.
I had a line trimmed on monday from
MICHELLE
In your dreams you flapjack!
to
MICHELLE
In your dreams.
Which was a shame.
Delicious.
Bunder-snatter.
Chunt.
Tosser.
Bugger.
Stick it in your next book, when Jacks being given a dressing down by his sergeant for breaking yet more rules:
JACK DELANEY: In your dreams you flapjack!
Cocksucker
It's the word that all swear words at my house aspire to be...
I favour "Messerschmitt!" when I stub my toe.
Twunt is a favourite of mine. It's two offensive words working together as one.
Quote: chipolata @ September 17 2009, 11:04 AM BSTStick it in your next book, when Jacks being given a dressing down by his sergeant for breaking yet more rules:
JACK DELANEY: In your dreams you flapjack!
But Jack is a DI!
Quote: Marc P @ September 17 2009, 11:13 AM BST
But Jack is a DI!
Exactly, so being given a dressing-down by a sergeant would be a nice twist.
Quote: David Bussell @ September 17 2009, 11:10 AM BST"Messerschmitt!"
Gesundheit!