Write gag/pun to this pic for Greeting Card No 27
I'll just take down your particulars...
You're busted!
Bex celebrates getting a caption picked.
Exsqueeze me occifer I can't seem to find my car.
"I can't be that drunk - I wouldn't shag you for instance."
Bottle Blonde's have more fun.
Quote: Marc P @ February 12 2009, 2:03 PM GMTBex celebrates getting a caption picked.
Cheeky git 
. That's just me in the morning.
Bristol's answer to Magnum.
I only said to get the cork out!
Fancy a Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo ?
"Are you a stripper?"
"No, I really am a police officer madam."
Although fifty male witnesses had seen her take the champagne, not one of them had got a good look at her face.
I am stable C**t! Sorry, constable.
"Are you a swinger madam?"
"No, I just forgot my bra."
Sharon had a feeling that she'd be going down for a long time, if not then she'd probably end up in prison.