Write gag/pun to this pic for Greeting Card No 27 Page 2

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Jodie Marsh gets fed up with being asked for her autograph.

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I'd like you to accompany me to my bedroom.

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And I am perfectly willing to swear, a nightingale sang in Berkely Square!

Not a caption, but I know someone who was arrested by a WPC who chatted him up, asked him out and then became a bit of a stalker.

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"Great, another bent copper."

Officer Bent waited for the rohypnol to take effect.

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Judging by the evidence the PC deduced she's need a very large cup!

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PC Potts wondered whether he could breach her piece.

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How do you spell Bubbly Jubbly! ?

"I'm supposed to be the tit head!"

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Spotlight thrown on shady police interrogation techniques.

"So, do you always come out to help with stubborn champagne corks?"

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She gripped the neck of the bottle like a farmer's wife strangling a frisky ferret. But the young PC found it strangely arousing.

Oooh, if you're taking orders waiter I'll have another bottle of this.

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She was smashed so he grabbed!