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Okay.

I found it funny in a surreal, anti-comedy way.

Quote: Ben @ January 1 2013, 8:21 PM GMT

I found it funny in a surreal, anti-comedy way.

Me too, I genuinely chuckled quite a few times.

Quote: Wwe222 333 @ January 1 2013, 6:49 PM GMT

Are You Being Nasty to me?

The pilot version of Jeremy Lloyd and David Croft's sitcom needed a few tweaks.

Quote: Raymond Terrific @ December 31 2012, 10:47 PM GMT

I thought it was pretty obvious this was Kall?

Same here.

What Did You Find Funny Ben And Raymond ?

Quote: Lee @ January 1 2013, 6:48 PM GMT

We could be out having sex with beautiful people,

What? Again? ;)

Next Scene Cafe

Dan: Squad and chips please

Jane:That means Chicken and popcorn.

Waiter: Ok 6.00 Please

Dan:I rather die than pay 6 quid for a bowl of sodium.

Jane:Is Only Fools And Doses on tonight?

Dan: You Stupid Idiot. It Is Only fools and horses ? Your dumb as my dog.

Jane:You Make Me So Sick I rather want to see sheep on a cow.

Dan:Please Be quiet

Jane: I'm going to see my brothers Gordon And Jonni see you later bye.

Dan: Bye Bye queen of Sheba im a gummy bear

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Quote: Wwe222 333 @ January 1 2013, 9:13 PM GMT

Jane:You Make Me So Sick I rather want to see sheep on a cow.

If this sitcom gets commissioned (and if there's any sanity in the world it definitely will, I'm thinking BBC One prime-time) that should be one of the main catch phrases. You could sell t-shirts with that on them.

Next Part Brothers House

Jane: Hiya Bro dudes

Gordon:Hey My Highness Sister

Jonni: Hi My Precious Honor.

Jane:Oh Be quiet and take the names to princess Anne.

Dan:Its me I come here to see kermit the frog.

Jane:Be quiet miss piggy.

Gordon: Hey dappy

Jonni: Hey Bart.

Dan: Doh I rather milk your pig than be here with you do you understand?

Jane: Calm Down Keshami

Gordon:Sorry Brother in paw

Jonni:Have More Respect In this Guy

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I don't know if you're a troll or an idiot but you're gone. Don't come again, kall.

Quote: Aaron @ January 1 2013, 10:41 PM GMT

I don't know if you're a troll or an idiot but you're gone. Don't come again, kall.

Thank f**k for that. Nice job Aaron.