Jessica Ennis. Jessica Ennis. Jessica Ennis.

In that order.

Lara Gut, Swiss ski star:

I'd like to bust a Gut.

But if we're going for ski-erists, then Julia Mancuso must get a mention.

I went out with a skier once, but I caught her with a couple of Poles and it all went downhill pretty quickly.

I'd like to be coach of the American female ski team. Mancuso, Vonn...training camps must be a joy.

Situations like that tend to snowball out of control.

But they can also hot up very quickly...

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Situations like that tend to snowball out of control.

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When I was in Vietnam, I saw Gary Glitter on the kiddy slopes.

Madeleine Smith was mentioned in another thread.

I'd tap that. I'd tap that REAL good.

And while we are on Hammer scream queens, the Collinson twins fuelled many a teenage fantasy.

My monocle just fell out.

Quote: Tursiops @ December 17 2012, 9:18 PM GMT

Madeleine Smith was mentioned in another thread.

She really did have a pair of beautiful big eyes.

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Ahh madeline

Quote: Lee @ December 17 2012, 9:31 PM GMT

My penis just fell out.

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It FELL out the bottom of my trousers... whilst still being attached to my crotch... it's big alright!

Quote: Lee @ December 17 2012, 9:34 PM GMT

It FELL out the bottom of my trousers... whilst still being attached to my crotch... it's big alright!

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Damn that's some short trousers you've got on.