Quote: chipolata @ December 15 2012, 11:52 AM GMT

You can't beat a bit of slippery woman.

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That.

Clio Goldsmith, European actress from the 80s:

Quote: Harridan @ December 15 2012, 11:41 AM GMT

George Carlin was pretty sexy back in the 70s

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Weird to trim your beard on stage.

Bella Emberg always did it for me

Not to mention Rita Webb

Jesus, is that Benny Hill? Look at the state of it.

I fancy all the womens.

Quote: Ben @ December 15 2012, 6:12 PM GMT

I fancy all the womens.

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You must be exhausted all the time.

No, not really, as they don't fancies me.

I bet your beating them off with a stick

If not, try beating them with a stick

I prefer, these days, to just have a glass of Johnnie Walker and beat off.

Quote: Ben @ December 15 2012, 9:16 PM GMT

I prefer, these days, to just have a glass of Johnnie Walker and beat off.

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At the same time ?

Doesn't it get a bit messy?

The Johnnie Walker helps numb the neverending pain that is masturbation atop an omnibus.

Which one?

I had a good drunken wanking session the other day

Woke up in a puddle of booze and spunk

Then I was asked to leave the pub...

Etc etc