I think I just saw Jessie J's willy.

I'd quite like to see one of these cars break suddenly.

I'm very impressed with myself for recognising Tinie Tempah before they put his name up.

I noticed that when Jessie J came on, the whole Audience turned their seats around

Tom Cruise's boy is on now.

Does Jessie J know she forgot to put bottoms on? Silly moo.

Where are the Spicey Girls?

Not seen much of this, but it seems to be total shit. Or am I being harsh?

we are watching a taxi ballet, people. God so moving!

Quote: Tursiops @ August 12 2012, 10:49 PM BST

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moments of quality, but mainly shit

haha! they've dressed them in their 90s styles!

"The passengers will surely delight everyone watching."

God help us.

Glad its shit, people won't expect the UK to be able to do stuff after this

God I hate that song.

Spice Girls look weird now.

Good to see they've the best ever British band who were so inspirational and creative til last.

Sorry - was being sarcastic because I thought Spice Girls were finishing.

Gallagher's voice sounds crap.

Boris is dancing!