I went to the corner shop
then came to this forum
they had plenty of oxo cubes
but where do I store them

In a storage container? well, MINE was bloody well thought out and above standard- do We ever get a 'rosette'???I will ask Zooo, would be fun if 'moders' gave 'good behaviour' badges and 'well done'

OH dear sound like I have come out of hospital, true, but, anyway xx

Don't give up the day job Dellas

Ta Steven, not 'measuring up' at the moment! so will cut this short.

Quote: Carlos Manwelly @ May 19 2012, 10:14 PM BST

I went to the corner shop
then came to this forum
they had plenty of oxo cubes
but where do I store them?

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Poor old Manwelly,
Shoved in this forum,
Storage for Oxo?
Where else but the stockroom?

My advice is don't overstock.

Man#1: I've been working as a lift repair man.

Man#2: How's it going?

Man#1: Up and down.

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ May 31 2012, 4:20 PM BST

Man#1: I've been working as a lift repair man.

Man#2: How's it going?

Man#1: Up and down.

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This joke works on so many levels.

Quote: Nogget @ May 17 2012, 9:52 AM BST

I never got to the joke shop, because I meta-joke on the way.

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Lovely, lovely.

She said , salafist , rigorist , it's same as fundamentalist .

Sorry, that was me. There were rather a few links on unrelated threads, so I deleted them and just left one, which is here.

https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/post/882181/

Sorry thing thing , but she said , " je suis salafist , intergrist , rigorist . Not antechrist !!

My wife said I wasn't getting any sex unless I took her to an exclusive restaurant so I took her up the OXO Tower...

Man#1: Have you heard about traditional Japanese theatre?

Man#2: No.

Man#1: Yes.

Have you ever seen any japanese poetry?

Yes, I think I have
Although, that may have been some
thing else entirely