Pork Scratchings

Jock Cops

Truncheon Meet

The Beat

A Fist Full of Coppers

Give your lead a history of mental illness and call it "PC Gone Mad".

The Beat Route Boys (or Brigade)

Cop Out

Blueish Lamp

A Different Shade Of Blue

'The Specials' ?

I prefer my earlier suggestion but...

FOOT PATROL

Respect My Authority
Nothority
Cop Outs
Not Much Cop
No Coperation
Police Stateless
Please Police Me
Blues Sans-Tu
Off The Beat
The Leased Police

Dan

For now I'm going with the title 'PORK SCRATCHINGS' https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/24331#P869645

Thanks

Good luck with that.

Just call it C.O.P.S.

And make up some extremely clunky name it stands for: Community Officers of Police Supporters (i'm sure you can think of something better). Are they meant to be a crack unit like Operation Good Guys? I guess it also depends on the style you are going for.

As long as it's not Central Organisation of Police Specialists (fighting crime in a future time). Love that themetune...