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Quote: EllieJP @ December 22 2011, 3:45 PM GMT

I love my balls are glowing!

In the large version is that snow or sperm or snowy sperm falling on your face?

Quote: chipolata @ December 21 2011, 6:34 PM GMT

Apparently Chip Snr has found a leg or tail - I haven't a clue which - in a pork pie he was eating and now thinks he's going to get rich.

Cool, that's got to merit a pic.

Quote: EllieJP @ December 22 2011, 4:05 PM GMT

Ellie is annoyed that everyone is finishing early for Christmas and she's stuck here till the end! :(

Is that a euphemism for a bukkake party?

Quote: Vader @ December 22 2011, 7:25 PM GMT

Cool, that's got to merit a pic.

I didn't see it. I'm not sure what's happened with Porkpie Gate. Knowing Chip Snr probably he'll just end up with a free pork pie.

Shame, well I hope he gets the free pork pie at least.

Ellie is finishing at 4.30pm today.

Another one of my friend's got engaged today. It's just been engagements after engagements.

Chip's at home today. He's just groomed a cat and is now wrapping presents.

Quote: EllieJP @ December 23 2011, 10:09 AM GMT

Another one of my friend's got engaged today. It's just been engagements after engagements.

All engagements end in failure sooner or later. Nothing ever lasts. It all crumbles to dust eventually. Merry Christmas!

Holly Valance just got engaged to a billionaire.

Quote: EllieJP @ December 23 2011, 10:09 AM GMT

Another one of my friend's got engaged today. It's just been engagements after engagements.

I am at the age where with my friends it is just divorce after divorce...

Quote: chipolata @ December 23 2011, 11:25 AM GMT

Chip's at home today. He's just groomed a cat and is now wrapping presents.

I actually love your avatar... please tell me he's your cat?

Quote: zooo @ December 23 2011, 11:26 AM GMT

Holly Valance just got engaged to a billionaire.

I know!!!! The way he proposed is mental!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2077662/Holly-Valance-engaged-billionaire-Nick-Candy.html

Quote: chipolata @ December 23 2011, 11:25 AM GMT

Chip's at home today. He's just groomed a cat

You really do never know who you are speaking to on the internet.

Quote: EllieJP @ December 23 2011, 11:30 AM GMT

I actually love your avatar... please tell me he's your cat?

Afraid not. Mine would take my hand off if I tried putting anything on their head.

If she takes his name, her name's going to be quite mental.

Who was taking the photo? How very intimate and personal...

I reckon they restaged the kneeling moment again afterwards for a pic.
I would hope no one was there watching while he asked.