I had to quit my job as cinematographer at a festival of Nicole Kidman movies - I just couldn't take The Hours anymore.

My job as a deckhand on a boat was plain sailing. Then I got a position as a airline steward and I was flying...but I got made redundant so I soon came back down to Earth.

I got a blowjob once, it sucked.

Had a job in tanning parlour but quickly got browned off.
Also worked in a joke shop, too frivolous for me.

Once trained as a jockey but kept coming off.

Worked in dog kennels I went barking mad.

Used to sell underpants but could'nt stick it out.

I had a job selling salad

The celery was crap

I got a job in a salad farm, I hit an iceberg and was sunk.

Had a job as a proof reader but got sic' of it

Once worked as a baker not enough dough in it

I wanted to start my own rocket science company

it never got off the ground

Wondered why no one else submitted a protracted scenario of 'job puns?'

I s it difficult? or not appropriate?

Thinking maybe that should have been my entry to 'skit comp'...re 'frustration!'

What's that again in English Dellas?

I wanted to start a partnership with a Ferry company but Bryan wouldn't get on board.

Quote: Yatta @ May 6 2011, 2:45 PM BST

I had to quit my job designing coins; couldn't make head or tail of it.

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I had the same job I just flipped one day.

I have a job in a rubber ball factory, the company is bouncing back.

I had a job smelting low grade copper and zinc together.

The brass was awful.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ January 11 2011, 11:42 PM BST

I didn't take that Job at the Land of the Giants Pastry Company
I was put off by the high turnover

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