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Well there's always a "whores laundrette"

febreeze on the wiffy bits and stain devil (then rinse out)

on the grubby bits

I'd never do it but thrashed my butler for doing my laundry in that manner once

Oh that sounds unpleasant.

It is, popular with sad photocopier sales men crying and wanking in Travel lodges

http://www.londoncomedywriters.com/blog/Dr_Sardonicus/thank-you-english-defence-league/

I done written a blog post

(not that anyone will read it no one cares, probably be found dead and mumified on the loo or something and get mentioned on the and finally bit of the Evening Standard, lonely death of failed comedy writer attracts no sympathy.)

I would read it but I'm drawing a panda.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ February 2 2011, 12:30 PM GMT

I would read it but I'm drawing a panda in the nude

You the panda or both?

Quote: EllieJP @ February 2 2011, 9:20 AM GMT

28th Feb. Very excited, but nervous too!

So whereabouts is it. Will you be able to cycle to work?

Quote: EllieJP @ February 2 2011, 10:45 AM GMT

What we doing for Valentine's Day gorgeous?

It's a suprise! By which I mean I still haven't thought of a funny and/or mildly erotic comeback yet.

Quote: sootyj @ February 2 2011, 11:15 AM GMT

launderette?

The cell block where I live had its sex doll removed and I was surprised at how nicely the rest of the guys sang while Big John pounded my ass
well but pricy

(any one going to take this open goal?)

Never look a gift horse in the mouth

*invites Sootyj to change to a horse sex type comment*

Quote: Nat Wicks @ February 2 2011, 12:30 PM GMT

I would read it but I'm drawing a panda.

Same here but I'm re-arranging my pencil sharpening collection

Is this a new lunch club / does this happen every day/?? seems to be lots of us logged in! My day off so for me not an actual lunch break though I am eating a toasted cheese sandwich.

Quote: roscoff @ February 2 2011, 1:49 PM GMT

Same here but I'm re-arranging my pencil sharpening collection

seriously still calling your smeg,a that?

I shall taunt you all until you read it!

I'm in one of the regional offices and no one is bothering me for help so I have nothing to do. That's my excuse.

Quote: Shandonbelle @ February 2 2011, 1:58 PM GMT

Is this a new lunch club

I wish, I'm starving hungry!

Quote: Nat Wicks @ February 2 2011, 2:06 PM GMT

I'm in one of the regional offices and no one is bothering me for help so I have nothing to do.

You really do sound like somebody who should be cut. ;)

Yep...its definitely a trend, gone 2pm now and most have logged off again and gone back to work...except for Nat Wicks whos been left with nothing to do :)