So, if you could get shot of anyone, then who? Page 2

Yep. Global Warming melted his home and then he got shot down by friendly fire over Iraq. Poor b*stard.

I won't say in case she's looking over my shoulder.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 2, 2007, 5:29 PM

Whole other school just to do one subject

Ouch. My school started doing that for A Levels. Luckily all of the subjects I chose were there, but a friend of mine was actually moved to another one as his 'BASE' school. And they didn't even tell him. He turned up on the first day of sixth form and was awfully confused not to be assigned a tutor group.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 2, 2007, 6:24 PM

Teary Santa's not real!?

Of course he isn't.

Father Christmas is though. :)

Phew! thanks Aaron! My hopes and dreams were shattering before my eyes!

( I am kidding! Promise!)

In Holland they have two Santas.

A good Santa? Angelic

And a BAAAAAAAAAAD SANTA? Angry

Laughing out loud

Lee Mack at the moment.

Send him round mine. I'll do something with him for you.

I was going to make a rude joke...Im very proud that I stopped myself :)

Quote: Aaron @ December 2, 2007, 6:52 PM

Ouch. My school started doing that for A Levels. Luckily all of the subjects I chose were there, but a friend of mine was actually moved to another one as his 'BASE' school. And they didn't even tell him. He turned up on the first day of sixth form and was awfully confused not to be assigned a tutor group.

My 6th form was introducing brick laying as a subject when I left... seriously.

You could say they're, building a future for themselves :D

Thank you I'm here all week.

And I'd kill Sylar, he needs to be stopped.

Quote: paul watson @ December 4, 2007, 7:22 PM

My 6th form was introducing brick laying as a subject when I left... seriously.

You could say they're, building a future for themselves :D

Thank you I'm here all week.

And I'd kill Sylar, he needs to be stopped.

My theatre studies course involves so much crawling around and screaming that at first I thought that I'd accidentally stumbled into a primal therapy session.

Quote: paul watson @ December 4, 2007, 7:22 PM

My 6th form was introducing brick laying as a subject when I left... seriously.

You could say they're, building a future for themselves :D

Laughing out loud

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 2, 2007, 12:45 PM

People who decided that I had to do collegiate Spanish rather than just sticking at my own school :(

That's a f**kin yank phrase.

Why can't it be English?

Jim Davidson, Bernard Manning, though he's gone already, Freddie Starr. Basically burnt out comics who have had their day but can't see that what they did for many years was take the piss out of easy targets and when this became unacceptable they were dropped like the proverbial hot potato.

Manning was possibly the worst, being a minority himself. And I know he always said that he meant no harm but I have an asian mate who for one reason or another ended up at Manning's Piccadilly Club in Manchester in the mid 1980's. He said he felt incredibly threatened and that's good enough for me.

So off with Manning's dead head and chuck Davidson and Starr in with him.

P.S. Davidson's amazing attempt to ingratiate himself to the Public during Hell's Kitchen earlier this year was pure Shakesperean Tragedy was it not.

PPS However, rather perversely I'm not a huge fan of Ben Elton either.