Steven (btw, alternative ending works better imo)

I'll vote for Michael Monkhouse

Tricky! I worked in Chatham for 4 years so totally believed the Chav reference.

So I vote Stylo.

Steven or Stylo - 50/50

STEVEN - but original version with horse, please!

I only just noticed the participants were voting on these.

So Stylo for me.

Steven, for me.x

Comp closed! Thanks for the high standard of entries.