Be serious, be wacky, be wotEVAAH!
Is there something that doesn't exist which would make your life easier? Would you want a device that destroys the Critique forum? Would you like a life size inflatable of Leevil's head? What about a leaflet on Tim Walker's sexploits?
Spill the beans but mop it up afterwards.
Cake vision.
This little baby would help me solve 650 problems per minute -
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 3 2009, 3:50 PM GMTThis little baby would help me solve 650 problems per minute -
A novelty cake mixer?
Quote: Tuumble @ November 3 2009, 3:43 PM GMTBe serious, be wacky, be wotEVAAH!
Is there something that doesn't exist which would make your life easier? Would you want a device that destroys the Critique forum? Would you like a life size inflatable of Leevil's head? What about a leaflet on Tim Walker's sexploits?
Spill the beans but mop it up afterwards.
Could I have a Time Machine please Mr Tuumble?
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 3 2009, 10:02 PM GMTCould I have a Time Machine please Mr Tuumble?
To go back or forward in time? 
I just want a Mr Frosty. I've been asking my parents for 28 years. They say I'm too old for it now.
Quote: Curt @ November 3 2009, 9:49 PM GMTA novelty cake mixer?
When you have an FN SCAR with 40mm Grenade Launcher, you don't need to bake cakes, people bring you cakes...or you invade their countries.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 3 2009, 10:07 PM GMTWhen you have an FN SCAR with 40mm Grenade Launcher, you don't need to bake cakes, people bring you cakes...or you invade their countries.
Damn, I need a bigger gun...and to go pick it back up from my parents home 6 hours away.
I want Mitchell and Webb's new book!! Sounds really funny how they described it on Graham Norton... but then it's funny when they describe most things in my opinion. :-P
Having re-read Tuumble's original post, he wants us to make something up and my assault rifle / grenade launcher dream team combination already exists.
So I'll be the first to say it -
I'd like a Sex-Bot...no, make it 2 Sex-Bots so they can cybernetically lez it off.
Quote: The Giggle-o @ November 3 2009, 10:03 PM GMTTo go back or forward in time?
Back in time. But only if I know what I know now. 
Quote: Kevin Murphy @ November 3 2009, 10:07 PM GMTI just want a Mr Frosty. I've been asking my parents for 28 years. They say I'm too old for it now.
I always wanted one of those. My dad said a hammer and the ice box tray was just the same. But there again he said a hairbrush would work just as well as the Evil Kineval stunt rider my brother wanted.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 3 2009, 3:50 PM GMTThis little baby would help me solve 650 problems per minute -
Dear Santa,
Me too.
Regards,
DaButt
As if you don't already have three in the garden shed.
One invincible liver made out of Adamantium and a self-replenishing bottle of Smirnov please. Oh and an Acme Self-Lubricating Ultra-Realistic Latex Kylie's Arse.
I'd never leave the house again.