I was probably go with...
"Way too ambitious 99% of the time. Unable to pull a girlfriend who is actually worth pulling. Always picks friends who lead me into bad situations (even though these situations can result in money coming my way)."
What about you? 
Why? Oh why? Oh why does he even bother?
Quote: sootyj @ July 26 2009, 6:52 PM BSTWhy? Oh why? Oh why does he even bother?
What - creating a new thread, speaking or is this about you?
I came. I saw. I sat down and ate my sandwiches.
Quote: Robert D @ July 26 2009, 6:53 PM BSTWhat - creating a new thread, speaking or is this about you?
Hey you said describe yourself in 3 sentences that was my effort.
Squirrel. Like. Hung.
Quote: sootyj @ July 26 2009, 6:56 PM BSTHey you said describe yourself in 3 sentences that was my effort.
Effort accepted? Yes. Effort understood? Nope. Effort understood now? Sort of.
Probably the most introverted person in the universe.
A proud atheist who thinks that religion does more harm than good to the society.
Too cool for words. 
Quote: roscoff @ July 26 2009, 6:53 PM BSTI came. I saw. I sat down and ate my sandwiches.
Quote: Ola2705 @ July 26 2009, 7:16 PM BSTToo cool for words.
Evidently not
Quote: Scottidog @ July 26 2009, 6:58 PM BSTSquirrel. Like. Hung.
Tee hee.
Community service. Nine months (with three suspended). Life with a minimum tariff of 40 years.
Young.
Gifted.
And slack.
Going nowhere, tired and fed up. Unable to think of a third sentence.
I repeat myself too much. I repeat myself too much. Oh..and I repeat myself too much.