Why not play our own game of Scenes We'd like to see. I'll start the ball rolling
Books that were never published:
Anger Management for Dummies by Josef Stalin
How to get rich quick by Sweeney Todd
When my Floorboards began to Smell by Fred West
Feel free to add your own or change the topic.
beauty secrets by jade goody
How to have a great party by Michael Barrymore.
How to have fun in cheap hotels, Paris Hilton
You've got kids you didn't know about? How to win their love, Darth Vader
How to have fun as a family, Herr Fritzell.
Quote: Sunflick @ July 22 2008, 8:32 PM BSTbeauty secrets by jade goody
'Memoirs of a Swiss Finishing School' by Jade Goody
My year in hell, Jade Goody's last husband.
I've got too Much Money by Kerry Catona's Supermarket Manager.
Great thread, I've been wanting to do this for a while actually.
How To Treat A Woman With The Respect She Deserves, by Mike Tyson.
We wish mums would got to Iceland, Kerry's family.
Ticket to tkae you for a ride, Heather Mills
Clean and Healthy Living, by Amy Winehouse with a foreword by Pete Doherty.
Half a bilion in debt don't come for free, Gordon Brown
Following the Footsteps of Your Mother, by Peaches Geldof
Laiden you can run, but you can't hide. George W. Bush
Quote: NickTheDon @ July 22 2008, 10:07 PM BSTFollowing the Footsteps of Your Mother, by Peaches Geldof
Well she's as dog-ugly as her mother was, so she's doing alright so far.
The Complete and Utter History of............ SHOWADDYWADDY.