Oh God, not another one.

COme on there's been loads of films in Worst Sitcom.

But if you insist.....

Live and Bet pie.

Budget struck Bond can only bet with Pukka Pies at Monte Carlo.

Casino Jim ROyale

That beardy git stars as 007, in Ken Loach's oft forgot Bond film.

Bune raker.

Bond film set on the decaying corpse, of alocholic actor, Michael ELphic.

Gold fingered.

Dutch adult version where Bond experiments with 2 things the BFI doesn't approve of.

From Crusha with love.

Can Bond stop SMERSH stealing the secrets of rubbish pseudo milkshake syrup

Quantum of Olives

Beyond satire.

Cardi-Shack

Bill Murray makes plans to open specialist wool and knitting shop but due to serious illness is forced to abandon the business two weeks before the proposed launch.

Dir. Andrzej Wajda

Anything with Ben Stiller in.

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Anything with Ben Stiller in.

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Mystery Men rocked! And that new one, Tropic Thunder I think, with Jack Black, Steve Coogan, amongst others, looks mighty fine.

No directly referencing real films!

This is a lame pun, and dubious ironic statement only zone!

Paddy wack

Violent anti Irish golf comedy.

Bune walker

Michael Jackson tribute to Micheal Elphick

Up her majesty's secret service elevator

James Bond must bum the queen, for crap pun reasons.

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GUYS GUYS GUYS this isn't a movie reviewing thread!!!!

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I like Anchorman. And Taxi Driver. Didnt like Forest Gump.

That should be

Wanker-man, and Jacksy Pile Driver.

Opinions matter not here, this is the land of the pun.

Four weddings Two Funerals and an Investigation

Mr Grant comes back from the Arab Emirates a changed
man and starts putting his new ideas into action, but
he soon falls out with his jealous neighbour over the
noise coming from his bedroom.

Mock him with an ironic film reference that'll learn him.

Mathew Stott of the Anarctic.

Or The Last King of Sottland

Or Grey Friar Stotty.

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Aaron! Stop him! He's ruining our thread.

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Magnolia was also good. (Runs away into distance, feeling good about himself and his thread ruining ways)

Four beddings and a lot of funerals

The Freddy Mercury story

Four beheadings, and lots of funerals.

Starring Ray Winstone as Henry the 8th.

No, nonsense. Magnolia was not good.

It was a masterpiece.

Stott in the name of love.

TAXI DRIVER

The story of Mini Drivers less succesful little brother who had to settle for a job in catering after many fruitless years trying to trade on his more famous sisters name.