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I'm surprised they are still together.
who?
After all the shit they have gone through.
WHO?
My arse cheeks.
Would be better as "after all the shit that's passed between them" or similar, I think,
Yes, a bit of work needed.
Quote: CaptainRon @ 10th April 2025, 11:32 PMComing to theaters this Christmas, starring Rory McIlroy and Wesley Snipes....
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Sorry. No idea. You'll have to explain please.
A man was rushed to the hospital today after swallowing a whistle that got lodged in his throat.
He's in St George's Hospital, Tooting.
Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 15th April 2025, 4:27 PMA man was rushed to the hospital today after swallowing a whistle that got lodged in his throat.
He's in St George's Hospital, Tooting.
Now I get that because I know the place (both my kids were born there) but I'm surprised a Northerner got it.
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Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 15th April 2025, 4:27 PMA man was rushed to the hospital today after swallowing a whistle that got lodged in his throat.
He's in St George's Hospital, Tooting.
I like that, good old-fashioned pun. You could write tons of these:
An east London man has been bitten by a werewolf. Although his wounds were superficial, he was admitted to the community hospital, Barking.
Along the same lines.....................
Quote: gappy @ 17th April 2025, 8:48 AMI like that, good old-fashioned pun. You could write tons of these:
An east London man has been bitten by a werewolf. Although his wounds were superficial, he was admitted to the community hospital, Barking.
It was nearly 'a man was taken to hospital because he couldn't stop breaking wind.
A man from Lincolnshire got a kettle stuck on his head yesterday.
He was rushed to the hospital in Barton-Upon-Humber.
Where they said "we're very understaffed and your kettle shit isn't a proper emergency, so just go home and take an aspirin".
Three days later he died!
With a kettle on his f**ken HEAD
Tee he fal.
Quote: a plate @ 18th April 2025, 7:27 PMA man from Lincolnshire got a kettle stuck on his head yesterday.
He was rushed to the hospital in Barton-Upon-Humber.
Where they said "we're very understaffed and your kettle shit isn't a proper emergency, so just go home and take an aspirin".
Three days later he died!
With a kettle on his f**ken HEAD
Is this true because I don't see the joke.
Quote: a plate @ 18th April 2025, 7:27 PMA man from Lincolnshire got a kettle stuck on his head yesterday.
... ... ...
... ... ...Three days later he died!
Quote: Chappers @ 18th April 2025, 7:49 PMIs this true because I don't see the joke.
The more pertinent question is, if he was only taken to hospital yeterday, how does a plate know he died three days later? That's the day after tomorrow. Is a plate clairvoyant? Or is there premeditated foul play at work? I think we should be told.