Two interesting opportunities just posted. Unfortunately I am total and utter f**king shit.

https://www.comedy.co.uk/pro/inside_track/dave-anthology-series-seeks-underrepresented-voices/ https://www.comedy.co.uk/pro/inside_track/uktv-comedy-50-50-female-writers-opportunity/

I thought for a moment you were contemplating a sex change.

I hate sex changes. They get on my tits.

Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 19th February 2021, 8:31 AM

I hate sex changes. They get on my tits.

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You c**t!