So no dick or fart jokes, but still...
Church Open Mic
Youre styles good
But 2 minutes in your one joke was cds reassemble frisbeez, that's pretty weak sauce
It seemed rather rambly and painful. If you tell long stories you have to change your tone a bit.
For me the delivery was a bit boring, it was a long wait for each laugh. Maybe some practice at pacing and engaging with the audience would help your act to be more entertaining.
Perhaps you could get some ideas by watching a few Tim Vine and Paul Kerensa vids.
Why aren't you wearing your trademarked titfer?
Quote: Paul Wimsett @ 11th June 2015, 7:41 AM BSTWhy aren't you wearing your trademarked titfer?
Meaning what?
Tit for tat? Hat? Never heard that one?
I know what the word means, I wondered about the significance of you asking.
Just thought he may come over better with a hat. Wish I'd never started now.
Quote: Paul Wimsett @ 11th June 2015, 10:31 AM BSTJust thought he may come over better with a hat. Wish I'd never started now.
I think you're onto something here Paul, don't give up now.
Quote: Paul Wimsett @ 11th June 2015, 10:31 AM BSTJust thought he may come over better with a hat. Wish I'd never started now.
Now now, no need to get flouncy! I genuinely wondered why you said it, I didn't get if it was supposed to be a joke.
Let's pop into the BCG bar and have a drink and forget all about it. 
Quote: Loopey @ 11th June 2015, 7:36 PM BSTLet's pop into the BCG bar and have a drink and forget all about it.
The Drinks Are On Loopey!
How do you think she acquired the monica?
Don't worry about it.
The deerstalker? Yeah, so many people are wearing those that I was afraid it was getting kitschy.
Thank you for the replies though. I was worried I had burned a bridge at this forum.
How could we not love an American Sherlock Holmes lookalike?