Q. Where did Marie Curie keep her tampons?

A. On the periodic table.

Quote: Blobster @ 24th September 2014, 9:23 PM BST

Q. Where did Marie Curie keep her tampons?

A. On the periodic table.

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nice

But stick it in the joke thread you egomaniac

Quote: Blobster @ 24th September 2014, 9:23 PM BST

Q. Where did Marie Curie keep her tampons?

A. On the periodic table.

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Given your name, does that mean all of your jokes are about that lady's function? >_<

If I feel a stream of ideas then why not? But right now, the flow is not heavy.

Quote: sootyj @ 25th September 2014, 12:19 PM BST

nice

But stick it in the joke thread you egomaniac

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Sorry Soots... you are correct of course. The joke started as a sketch idea, Pierre talking with Marie... but the only decent gag ended up as a simple joke... I have a couple of others which I'll post to the right place. Cheers.

I have to take issue with the above joke. I suppose next you'll be telling us she was an early proponent of String Theory?

And what of her collaboration with H G Wells on that little-known unpublished classic of feminist literature "The Time-of-the-Month Machine"?

Quote: Blobster @ 25th September 2014, 4:21 PM BST

If I feel a stream of ideas then why not? But right now, the flow is not heavy.

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We're going out tonight - I'm putting my glad-rags on and she's wearing jam-rags.

I think I saw a period drama with that joke in it!

Unforgivable but funny.

I like Jo Brand's euphemism "Arsenal are playing at home"