What did the right sock puppet say to the left sock puppet?

"This guy's toes must be six inches"

What did the glove puppet say to the sock puppet?
Nothing, you just don't get ventriloquism

Corny jokes

well you do better notorious

As In corns.... Sighs

dear God somebody take that joke out and shoot it for mercys sake

So my sock puppet has got no nose.

I used to do a comedy routine with a sock Puppet of Jim Morrison and Ray Manzarek

I wanted to get a foot in the doors

I talked to a sock puppet the other day who was dismayed to learn the EU had banned them for imperialism.

turns out English schools are unGOVErnable

So I asked my GP what his take was on homeopathic medicine. He said it was okay in small doses.

I took an overdose of homeopathic medicine, I almost drowned

Quote: Marc P @ 15th July 2014, 4:01 PM BST

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I've got one about eyeballs, but I think it might be even cornea.

I just bought some chips from a famous chippy down the road.

They were in the local newspaper.

A man was found dead today with a Wii lead around his neck.
A Police source said they, "believed he Nintendo'ed to kill himself!"