Following the news today that callers are more likely to hold on if songs by beat combos are played to them rather than computer generated pap, what song would Chums suggest for various trades?

I heard on the wireless tonight some suggestions including Going Underground for an undertaker's holding music.

So . . .

"wish me luck as you wave me"

GOODBYE !

Whip It! by Devo for a Dominatrix Studio.

Fool If You Think It's Over by Chris Rea for the inland revenue.

Life's a gas - T. Rex - for um....

And so ends another great idea for a thread . .

Quote: Oldrocker @ September 24 2013, 1:49 PM BST

And so ends another great idea for a thread . .

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You lack the David Smith Midas touch.

"Two Little Boys" - Childline

"Two Tribes" - Commission For Racial Equality

"Lily The Pink" - Alcoholics Anonymous

"Golden Brown" - Narcotics Anonymous

"Grenade" - Royal British Legion PTSD Hotline

"Crazy" - MIND

Lloyds TSB; 'Money Money , Money'

ASDA; 'Common People'

OXFAM; 'Feed The World'

RSPCA; 'I Love My Dog'

DOCTORS 'Fever'

Where's sooty? This is a sooty thread if ever I saw one.

Optician: I Can See Clearly Now

Surgeon: Red Rain

Psychologist: Shine On You Crazy Diamond

Chiropractor: Sir Mix a lot - Baby got back.

Erectile dysfunction clinic: - Rise - Public Image Ltd.

Gynecologists clinic: Jiving Sister Fanny - The Rolling Stones

The Samaritans - Jump by Van Halen

Hanging on the telephone by blondie.

And so the thread comes full circle, and disappears up its own arse...

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ September 23 2013, 9:26 PM BST

Fool If You Think It's Over by Chris Rea for the inland revenue.

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You Never Give Me Your Money by The Beatles would work as well.