| Jeff Goldblum |
Dexter King |
| Emma Thompson |
Kate |
| Rowan Atkinson |
Ron Anderson |
| Geraldine James |
Carmen |
| Emil Wolk |
Charlie |
| Kim Thomson |
Cheryl |
| Harold Innocent |
Timothy |
| Anna Massey |
Mary |
| Joanna Kanska |
Tamara |
| Peter Kelly |
Gavin |
| Tim Barlow |
Mr Morrow |
| Hugh Thomas |
Dr Karabekian |
| Charles Augins |
Choreographer |
| Peter Brewis |
Freddy |
| Joolia Cappleman |
Costume Designer |
| John Waldon |
Company Stage Manager |
| Angus Deayton |
Actor in Agent's Office |
| Robin Driscoll |
Actor in Agent's Office |
| Harriet Keevil |
Mary's Secretary |
| Tony Forsyth |
Berkoff Actor |
| Stephen Marchant |
Berkoff Actor |
| Ian Lindsay |
TV Director |
| Kate Duchene |
Old Girlfriend |
| Angela Meredith |
Old Girlfriend |
| Fred Bryant |
Dying Old Man |
| Susan Field |
Dr Freud |
| Michael Fitzgerald |
Man with Vacuum Cleaner Pipe |
| Matthew Francis |
Emergency Doctor |
| Jason Isaacs |
Doctor 2 |
| Francis Johnson |
Male Nurse |
| Charles Lamb |
Old Man in Wheelchair |
| Martin Sadler |
Doctor 1 |
| Thomas Lockyer |
Michael |
| Kate Lonergan |
Stage Manager / Rubberface |
| Declan Mulholland |
Rubberface Doorman |
| Anthony Woodruff |
Elephant Doorman |
| Simon Bell |
After Dark Presenter |
| Susan Beresford |
W.P.C. |
| Sarah-Jane Fenton |
Actress at Awards Show |
| Jon Glover |
Singing Underpants |
| Neil Hamilton |
Naked George |
| Piers Fletcher |
Self |
| Melvyn Bragg |
Self |
| John Inman |
Self |
| Graham McPherson (as Suggs) |
Self |
| Jonathan Ross |
Self |