The Night We Got The Bird. Bertie Skidmore (Brian Rix). Copyright: British Lion / STUDIOCANAL
The Night We Got The Bird

The Night We Got The Bird

  • 1960 film

Comic caper following a gormless antiques seller who gets caught up in his new boss's forgery racket. Stars Brian Rix, Dora Bryan, Leo Franklyn, Irene Handl, Liz Fraser and more.

The Night We Got The Bird. Image shows from L to R: Bertie Skidmore (Brian Rix), Julie Gibson (Dora Bryan). Copyright: British Lion / STUDIOCANAL

Key details

Basil Thomas
Brian Rix, Dora Bryan, Leo Franklyn, Irene Handl, Liz Fraser, Reginald Beckwith, Robertson Hare, John Le Mesurier and more
Ray Cooney, Tony Hilton and Darcy Conyers
Darcy Conyers
Darcy Conyers and Brian Rix

It's a set-up of craft and graft. 'Chippendale Charlie' forges the antiques. Cecil Gibson flogs 'em. There's only one flaw in the fiddle: they've no-one to carry the can if things go wrong. Until Bertie Skidmore joins the firm...

Bertie's the perfect idiot. He's so gormless that when he discovers he's sold a fake antique he rushes after the customer, Wolfie Green, to confess. Cecil is horrified, jumps into the van alongside Bertie, grabs the steering-wheel - and crunches into a steam-roller.

They give Cecil a beautiful send-off. Dignified service, flowers from his friends, weeping from his widow, Julie. At the funeral, she meets Bertie and the pair fall in love. The business prospers honestly, and soon the two are married.

It might have been a deliriously happy honeymoon. But a beady-eyed parrot - a wedding gift from an anonymous well-wisher - pole-axes Bertie by speaking to him during the reception. In the late Cecil's voice!

Bertie's amazed - and horrified. His behaviour produces raised eyebrows from Julie's family, and an ultimatum from the doctor. It's bed for Bertie and a wedding night alone for poor Julie! The skids are under Bertie. His new in-laws think he's mad. The honeymoon is off. The flaming parrot, he decides, will have to go.

The decision is easy. Achievement difficult. Until Bertie tangles with the law, and Mr. Warre-Monger, J.P., dispatches the parrot to the RSPCA. But there's still no honeymoon prospect for Bertie yet, because Wolfie Green has discovered he's been returned a fake substitute for the antique four-poster he sent in to Cecil for restoration. Furthermore, he's unwittingly sold the fake on - to Mr. Warre-Monger!

The only hope for Bertie is to rescue the original bed from its new owner - the headmistress of a girls' school, he eventually discovers - and switch it with Mr. Warre-Monger's. For Bertie it's a nightmare operation!

In the meantime, what's happened to the parrot? Among the objects orbiting in space is one that doesn't give out the familiar "bleep-bleep", just a raucous screech.

But Bertie's not squawking - he's off on his honeymoon!

Additional details

UK certificate
82 minutes
UK release
November 1960

British Lion

Also known as
  • Who's Cuckoo (Foreign title)
Black and white

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Broadcast details

Most recent repeats
  • Monday 5th September 2022 at 6:00pm on TPTV
  • Thursday 2nd June 2022 at 7:45am on TPTV
  • Tuesday 8th March 2022 at 2:30pm on TPTV

Recording details

  • Shepperton Studios and Brighton

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