| Brian Rix |
Bertie Skidmore |
| Dora Bryan |
Julie Gibson |
| Leo Franklyn |
Victor |
| Irene Handl |
Ma |
| Liz Fraser (as Liz Frazer) |
Fay |
| Reginald Beckwith |
Chippendale Charlie |
| Robertson Hare |
Dr. Vincent |
| John Le Mesurier |
Clerk of the Court |
| Terry Scott |
P.C. Lovejoy |
| Wally Patch (as Walter Patch) |
Ticket Collector |
| Kynaston Reeves |
Mr. W. D. Warre-Monger, J.P. |
| Basil Lord |
Bus Conductor |
| Vincent Harding |
Ben |
| John Slater |
Wolfie Green |
| Ronald Shiner |
Cecil Gibson |
| Denis Shaw (as Dennis Shaw) |
Stooge to Wolfie Green |
| Ray Cooney |
Man with Cartwheel |
| Gerald Cross |
Uncle Arthur |
| Vera Pearce |
Aunt |
| Grace Denbeigh-Russell |
Aunt |
| Jennifer Phipps |
Mrs. Jackson |
| Gilbert Harrison |
2nd Clerk of the Court |
| Thomas Muschamp |
R.S.P.C.A. Official |
| Penelope Honor |
Girl in Aviary |
| Tony Hilton |
Passer-by |
| Merilyn Roberts |
Girl in Punt |
| Toby Perkins |
Punt Boy |
| Henry Longhurst |
Vicar |
| Hazel Douglas |
Bespectacled Lady |
| Frank Atkinson |
Baldheaded Man |
| Beryl Ede |
Wife of Baldheaded Man |
| Geoffrey Colville |
Curate |
| Charles Cameron |
Military Gentleman |
| Elspet Gray |
Lady with Dog |
| June Broughton (as June Wyndham) |
Lady in Marquee |
| Roberta Tone |
Little Girl |
| Lionel Ngakane |
Old Porter |
| Hubert Cross |
Warre-Monger's Manservant |
| Wynne Clark |
Miss Hawkesworth |
| Sheila Mercier |
Schoolmistress |
| Pauline Challoner |
Little Girl |
| Roberta Kirkwood |
Rosie |
| Arnold Bell |
Admiral |
| Margaret Lacey |
Nurse |
| Fred Kelsey |
Methuselah |
| Christine Russell |
Woman Buying Chair |
| Alexis Bobrinskoy |
German Tourist |
| Garth Adams |
Policeman |
| Anthony Broughton |
Steam-roller Driver |
| Derek Prentice |
Parson |
| Bryan Mitchell |
Mr. Jackson |
| Vic Chapman |
Woman with Pram |
| Stanley Coghan |
Court Usher |
| Anne Zane |
Schoolgirl |
| Angel Goldsborough |
Schoolgirl |
| Ruth Lee |
Schoolgirl |
| Camilla Hasse |
Schoolgirl |
| Hilary Sesta |
Schoolgirl |
| Carole Ann Ford |
Schoolgirl |
| Pauline Shepherd |
Schoolgirl |
| Catherine Coghan |
Schoolgirl |