| Ronald Allen |
Commander Fortune |
| Kevin Allen |
Waiter 1 |
| David Beard |
General Karpov |
| Rowena Bentley (as Rowena Bently) |
Indecisive Girlfriend |
| Angie Bowie |
Henry's Wife |
| Simon Brint |
Dickie |
| Rene Bruchet |
Janet |
| Les Bubb (as Lez Bubb) |
Waiter |
| Kathy Burke |
Kathy |
| Robbie Carwithen (as Robert Carwithen) |
Robert |
| Katrin Cartlidge |
Katrin |
| Sean Chapman |
Mark |
| Robbie Coltrane |
Jeremy |
| Miles Copeland |
Derek |
| Hugh Cornwell |
Edgeley |
| Neil Cunningham |
TV Reporter |
| Robert Davis |
Waiter |
| Neil Dickson |
Gerry |
| Sandra Dorne |
Sandra |
| Simon Drake |
Waiter |
| Adrian Edmondson |
Charles |
| Jimmy Fagg |
Jimmy |
| Norman Fisher |
Footman / Equerry |
| Bob Flag (as Bob Flagg) |
Indecisive Customer |
| Dawn French |
Debbie Draws |
| Fran Fullenwider |
Queen |
| Adrian Funnell |
Waiter |
| Peter Fontaine |
Banquet Man |
| Jo-Anne Good (as Joanne Good) |
Jaqualine |
| Cathryn Harrison |
Joanne |
| Jools Holland |
Sun Reporter |
| Ian Kilmister (as Lemmy) |
Spider |
| Debbie Linden (as Debbie Lindon) |
Layla |
| Sue Lloyd |
Val |
| Paul McCartney |
Banquet Guest |
| Shane MacGowan (as Shane McGowan) |
Terrorist |
| Christopher Malcolm |
Steinbeck |
| Rik Mayall |
Micky |
| Frank Murray |
Terrorist |
| Derren Nesbitt |
Manager |
| Daniel Peacock |
Terence |
| Lanah P (as Lanah Pellay) |
Alex |
| Nigel Planer |
DHSS Manager |
| Nosher Powell |
Nosher |
| Avril Rankin |
Avril |
| Miranda Richardson |
DHSS Blonde |
| Peter Richardson |
Henry |
| Pete Richens |
Cafe Owner |
| Fiona Richmond |
Fiona |
| Marika Rivera |
Marika |
| Rowland Rivron |
Star Reporter |
| Tricia Ronane |
Tricia |
| Peter Rosengard |
Israeli Ambassador |
| Jennifer Saunders |
Lady Caroline |
| Barney Sharpe (as Barney Sharp) |
Barney |
| Sandie Shaw |
Edgeley's Girlfriend |
| Spider Stacy (as Spider Stacey) |
Band Member |
| Koo Stark |
Hazel |
| Jonathan Stratt |
Policeman |
| Ron Tarr |
Ron |
| Tim Van Rellim |
Police Inspector |
| Rupert Vansittart |
Rupert |
| Steve Walsh |
Record Executive |
| John Wilson |
Waiter |
| Bill Wyman |
Toilet Victim |
| Terence Wood |
Terrorist |
| Eddie Yeoh |
Mr. Chow |
