Candice Hetler
- Location
- England
- Member since
- October 2007
- Member type
- Member
- Message board posts
- 33
As a child people used to call me a 'wombling nob box' because i would try to staple mugs to cats. This meant i was not allowed to play the usual playground games like goose-riding and rugknocker. I wasted my formative years in lengthy discussions about the advent of nuclear fission with my thumbs. Even they betrayed me and fled.
Thumbless and friendless i voluntarily wet other peoples beds for thirty six years, but it soon dawned on me that my urinary antics had not bought me closer to the friendships i sought. And that is where you come in.....
...Please be my friend. I have a pet piece of UPVC window in my airing cupboard. we can feed it toenails together and laugh at the 'normals'.
Candice Hetler's recent posts
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Baby Cow comp
Posted on 21st November 2007 at 6:04am
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Baby Cow comp
Posted on 20th November 2007 at 11:57pm
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Sound editor wanted
Posted on 30th October 2007 at 11:25pm
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Help needed on this one - Driven to distraction
Posted on 28th October 2007 at 4:37am
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By Jove... Ken Dodd meets Russell Brand (+others)
Posted on 28th October 2007 at 4:31am
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FUN OF THE FAIR
Posted on 28th October 2007 at 4:23am
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Help needed on this one - Driven to distraction
Posted on 28th October 2007 at 4:20am
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cats lick
Posted on 28th October 2007 at 4:17am
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Opening scene...
Posted on 28th October 2007 at 1:14am
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Opening scene...
Posted on 27th October 2007 at 10:26pm
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Fish and Chip Shop Sketch
Posted on 27th October 2007 at 5:41pm
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Hell on wheels
Posted on 27th October 2007 at 5:37pm
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Help needed on this one - Driven to distraction
Posted on 27th October 2007 at 5:33pm
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Opening scene...
Posted on 27th October 2007 at 3:27pm
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Desert Island Discs Spoof
Posted on 26th October 2007 at 3:27pm