Can't act herself outta paper bag. But...Ys.
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Quote: dellas @ February 8 2012, 2:40 PM GMTRC is the main culprit of this shit stirring, He cannot be 'objective' to save his life. He is becoming very aggressive lately as rwayne states, and, purely to add humour- probably a virgin with a tired right hand.
Yay! Another personal attack on my good self. I've only been back since January and I've already clocked up more messages of pure hatred then anyone else on this site.
Thankfully, I am such a ruggedly handsome rougish bastard, that I can shake off these continual slights against my character and not cry 'cyber-bullying'.
Thank goodness dellas has vowed she will never return to this thread - twice.
Quote: dellas @ February 8 2012, 12:46 PM GMTRoo, you have negated a major factor in your argument, Men own and run the Porn business -women are just a commodity, the sooner you understand this dichotomy the more you will understand the politics of subjectivism at its most basic level.
I'm just going to come out and say it: I can barely comprehend 90% of your posts because they're all jumbled up with strange punctuation, odd spelling and vague phrases. Several times I've stared at a one-line post for at least 5 minutes before just walking away with a puzzled look on my face. But this post is full of big words, punctuation and coherent thought. It's like a whole different person wrote it.
I don't really agree with your stance on this silly little thread but I just wanted to say that it's much easier to follow you (not in a cyberstalker-y way) when you use this style of writing.
Ok, that's enough 
from a former proofreader.
Sooty, please don't get involved as you don't know personal circumstances involved OK?
Where you once a social worker? you should be non-judgemental and 'impartial', you have good insight, so use that skill instead of accusing others of careless behaviour. I do ruminate before I post replies.
It can sometimes be too late to change sides, as you often do.
Anyway, leave me to read ' Patriarch Weekly' and carry on with your magnificent 'Tit, arse and flange fest'
....Bit of a thing for Red Heads again.
RC could also be a virgin with a tired left hand or tired both hands. Maybe, just maybe, he's decided to spice up his wank life by using oven gloves, boxing gloves and those massive spongey foam hands that numpties bring to ice hockey matches and other such OTT sporting events.
Note Of Caution (for men only): When masturbating with a massive sponge/foam hand your penis will look even smaller than usual. Indeed, if one wishes to increase the size of the penis, simply get smaller hands. Yes, lads, visit your plastic surgeon and ask for the hand reduction operation. With your newly acquired action man size hands you can have a huge two inch dong hanging over them.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ February 8 2012, 2:52 PM GMTYay! Another personal attack on my good self. I've only been back since January and I've already clocked up more messages of pure hatred then anyone else on this site.
Thankfully, I am such a ruggedly handsome rougish bastard, that I can shake off these continual slights against my character and not cry 'cyber-bullying'.
Thank goodness dellas has vowed she will never return to this thread - twice.
Right...let me just make a last comment on this.
Yes I have quoted your post as you seem to be the one getting most upset about it.
I'm on this site purely because I was brought to it through the BBC writers room
and an entry I made into the sitcom mission a year or two ago. I don't 'do'
website forums. I'm not really interested...not any attack on anyone who is -
just a fact (I got through the first 43 years of my life without a computer so
it's not a big thing to me)
I come on because it is, genuinely, fascinating to watch how people interact on
it sometimes (it's an alien concept to me)
What I don't understand is how people can become so angry or upset by what
people write...so forgive me RP for using you as an example again because,
obviously, it's not just you. I don't get why you think I, or anyone else, is
making 'personal attacks' on you...I don't know you (as far as I know you are
probably a ferfectly sweet young man)...there is no 'attack' there is no
'hatred' aimed at any PERSON in any post I make only the words that people use.
If person A disagrees with what person B says that's ok...don't take it to
heart so. If someone want's to say what I write is stupid, idiotic, crap,
whatever that is ok. If they give a reason for saying it I'll have respect for
their view (I don't have to agree with it) but not giving a reason is
boo-hooing.
I will say though you don't really do yourself any favours by being so,
dramatically, defensive all the time or using the same tired old devices for
trying to get a reaction from people (see above post)
Did I call you 'Renegade Partridge'? yes... why because it amused me, no other
reason than some of your posts I read in an Alan Partridge voice. It's my way
(perhaps clumsy way) of saying some of the things you write sound ridiculous
to me. Did I write 'Prolix' after one of your posts? yes...why? because it
strikes me, on occasion, you use an awful lot of words to say nothing...I was
emphasising that point by using only one word (a word that sounds a bit like
bollix yes that was intentional...thanks for noticing whoever that was) if you
don't think that's funny that is ok, really. I do and that's all that matters.
High apple pie in the sky, hopes.
I'm joining the British Argument Guide.
For some good natured jokes and discussion of sitcoms.
So just to be clear....
I'm on my own With Johanson?
Quote: Gavin @ February 8 2012, 3:53 PM GMTSo just to be clear....
I'm on my own With Johanson?
Well I don't want to be in the same room whilst you do *things* to her. I'll wait downstairs.
This is all getting a bit meta.
I feel like Godwin's Law could be invoked at any moment.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ February 8 2012, 3:55 PM GMTWell I don't want to be in the same room whilst you do *things* to her. I'll wait downstairs.
*Swish* Stott your fast! 
I miss the old days, a simpler time when if a woman said she was leaving, she would actually leave.
As I sit here masturbating with an oven glove in one hand and stabbing pictures of Fearne Cotton with the other, I ask myself, where have those halcyon days gone?
Thankfully, as a woman hating, sexist virgin and a failed and untalented comedy writer, I know that personal attacks are never personal.
Let this be a lesson to you all, never say 'no, you are wrong' to a woman on the British Comedy Forum - they've never been told that in their lives and it will come as a massive shock to their systems.
Anyways, back to Kirsty Allsop's lady garden - I reckon it looks like a spilt kebab coverd in dog hairs. What are your views?