Who do you fancy? Page 1,309

Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 15th June 2022, 8:32 AM

The internet. Taking all the fun out of stalking.
Melanie C.

Sauce? as in sauce not source.

I've always fancied these upper class ladies in TV dramas such as Lady Jane in Lovejoy.

Her place has been taken in my affections by Nancy Carroll. She was in Father Brown and now appears with Roger Allam in Murder in Provence.

I'm sorry to say that I have lost all interest in Melanie C. 86986 letters and not one reply. I can't believe these people. How much trouble would it be to put a used tampax in the post? Not like she needs it any more. I give up.

When we see beautiful women in the media, we forget how much is about make-up, lighting, Photoshop etc. If I saw Melanie C first thing in the morning, I wouldn't leave the house.

Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 19th July 2022, 8:17 AM

I'm sorry to say that I have lost all interest in Melanie C. 86986 letters and not one reply. I can't believe these people. How much trouble would it be to put a used tampax in the post? Not like she needs it any more. I give up.

I wrote to her too asking for a Tampax - no strings attached

I want to sell celebrity tampona. Just gotta pull a few strings.
Good news, my wife's treading the red carpet. Bad news, it's that time of the month.

Sarina Wiegman

The entire England women's team.

Giulia Gwinn

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Quote: Lazzard @ 31st July 2022, 8:03 PM

The entire England women's team.

And the nearside Lineswoman was quite attractive too.

Rachel Parris

I love the way that women's football is all about respect and you're all talking about how you'd like to bone one of them.
Well, it looks like she's finally taking the first step https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailymail.co.uk%2Ftvshowbiz%2Farticle-11088353%2FMel-C-splits-producer-boyfriend-Joe-Marshall-eight-years-together.html&h=AT26WG32uBNJ-qHaGaRXf0PyRbSCld5We8-x9l0lLzhnlGEkcdiMMvSVTYKseWVOqjeV6Cia7Qs-mg89zpysC6BQjRwnCJAJs5IEJ-55V3V-F0sLnXln0aK7ir5BfKOBnPhU_iXtkyyCugwWRpeoASpc

Maimie McCoy.

A step in the right direction https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.standard.co.uk/showbiz/mel-c-on-hinge-following-split-b1034031.html%3famp

Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 26th October 2022, 3:21 PM

A step in the right direction https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.standard.co.uk/showbiz/mel-c-on-hinge-following-split-b1034031.html%3famp

She's gagging for you MM.