Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 20th April 2014, 9:00 PM BST

I'm surprised no one mentioned Simon Cowell...

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To quote from The Mikado:

'I've got him on the list, I've got him on the list . . '

Ed Balls
Princess Ann
Prince Charles
Margaret Curran
A. L. Kennedy

Many would include Margaret Thatcher though she's dead but a punch in the face would be too good for her.

no Prince Phil or Queen Lizzle I knew you liked them really.

Quote: sootyj @ 20th April 2014, 10:27 PM BST

no Prince Phil or Queen Lizzle I knew you liked them really.

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1 Pierced Organ
2 Jeremy Clarkson
3 Gary Barlow
4 Simon Cowell (I was always going to add him)
5 Wayne Rooney

Quote: Chappers @ 20th April 2014, 11:33 PM BST

5 Wayne Rooney

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He looks like someone beat you to it.

Quote: sootyj @ 20th April 2014, 12:44 PM BST

http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/2011/11/21/behind-the-awkwardness-nutcrackers/

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Awkward Family Photos? I thought we were against putting up images of people without their permission and judging them? It's so difficult finding a consistent line with you single issue bods.

Then again, I thought we were against punching celebrities in the face, so what the hell do I know? Presumably if you ever become famous, there will be someone out there who wants to punch you in the face, what a wonderful society we've fostered.

Here is my arbitrary list -

1. Rebecca Adlington
2. Madeline McCann
3. Simon Weston
4. Stephen Hawkins
5. A puppy

There, are you happy now, has your blood thirst been slated?

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 21st April 2014, 2:06 PM BST

A puppy

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Yes, this one:

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 21st April 2014, 4:02 PM BST

Yes, this one:

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Is that Jedward? Looks like one of them hasn't been well.

The guy at work in a wheelchair. I'm looking at his face now and it really is thumpable.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 21st April 2014, 2:06 PM BST

A puppy

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Quote: chipolata @ 22nd April 2014, 1:56 PM BST

The guy at work in a wheelchair.

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A starving child in Africa.

Have I won the Being-Nasty-Competition?

Ricky Gervais when he's playing Derek!

Only when he's playing Derek?

Ladies and gentlemen...

Aw, you can't punch Paris, she weighs about 4 stone.