Happy Birthday zooo Page 25

You see I was born in a beautiful part of the London Borough of Bexley four years earlier than Zooo. My birth was heralded when a huge comet flared above The Cafe Royal, Plumstead.

Quote: MrsLogicFromViz @ 1st July 2022, 9:08 AM

You see I was born in a beautiful part of the London Borough of Bexley four years earlier than Zooo. My birth was heralded when a huge comet flared above The Cafe Royal, Plumstead.

Bexley?

You are National Front then.

Whatever.

Back to zooo, she weighed six pounds and three ounces when she was born.

So lovely.

The sun was shining although there had been a few raindrops an hour or two earlier.

I can recall it all so vividly, it is almost as if it was yesterday.

Quote: A Horseradish @ 1st July 2022, 11:18 AM

Bexley?

You are National Front then.

Whatever.

Back to zooo, she weighed six pounds and three ounces when she was born.

So lovely.

The sun was shining although there had been a few raindrops an hour or two earlier.

I can recall it all so vividly, it is almost as if it was yesterday.

Hmm - no I wasn't a white supremacist the last time I looked.

Quote: MrsLogicFromViz @ 1st July 2022, 12:10 PM

Hmm - no I wasn't a white supremacist the last time I looked.

Well I am sure you are not in your own head and obviously I fully respect that.

But that was what Nick Griffin said before he emigrated to Warsaw wasn't it.

People forget that I have an excellent memory.

Can we stop talking about racists on my lovely shiny thread please? :(

Quote: zooo @ 1st July 2022, 2:25 PM

Can we stop talking about racists on my lovely shiny thread please? :(

Oh zooo.

How lovely to hear from you.

We were just talking about you.

That so sunny day in 1979 when you were born in Godalming.

How are you this afternoon?

How are you zooo, love, this afternoon?

Are you feeling any better?

I do hope so.

She wishes she was born in 1979! ?

Quote: Aaron @ 3rd July 2022, 9:25 PM

She wishes she was born in 1979! ?

If she chooses to submit her comments by proxy in this way, fine.

Honestly, I am totally cool about it.

Quote: A Horseradish @ 1st July 2022, 2:54 PM

How are you zooo, love, this afternoon?

Are you feeling any better?

I do hope so.

Any time you want to stop being weird and obsessive in my direction would be great. Thanks.

Quote: zooo @ 3rd July 2022, 10:06 PM

Any time you want to stop being weird and obsessive in my direction would be great. Thanks.

I have formally authorised this message.

Consequently, would whoever it applies to please take note.

Quote: zooo @ 3rd July 2022, 10:06 PM

Any time you want to stop being weird and obsessive in my direction would be great. Thanks.

You know you're asking the impossible.

And it looks like we missed yours this year zooo. I've got an excuse. Happy belated! X

Happy B Day.

And come back Horse. The world is an infinitely more interesting place with life's nonconcentrics.