Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 27 2009, 1:11 AM BSTWhy is the bull naked and without a saddle?
This getting a bit too low class even for me...
The BCG bar. Page 10
Quote: AndreaLynne @ September 27 2009, 1:13 AM BSTOh and I beat you Tim...
Congrats and looking forward to the next 1000! 
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 27 2009, 1:14 AM BSTThis getting a bit too low class even for me...
Me thinks the lady doth protest too much!
*performs Puppetry Of The Penis cabaret act*
Quote: Tim Walker @ September 27 2009, 1:16 AM BST
Me thinks the lady doth protest too much!
*performs Puppetry Of The Penis cabaret act*
Is that my 2,000th post present????
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 27 2009, 1:14 AM BSTThis getting a bit too low class even for me...
Oooooooooooooooooooo!
Quote: AndreaLynne @ September 27 2009, 1:17 AM BSTIs that my 2,000th post present????
If you get to 3000, he'll post it to you.
*wrangles genitals*
"A World World 2 Meat Ration, ladies and gentlemen!"
Thanks? I guess?
"A cocktail umbrella!"
This reminds me of an episode of Roman's Empire.
"DO NESSIE!"
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 27 2009, 1:21 AM BST"DO NESSIE!"
*runs bath*
Quote: AndreaLynne @ September 27 2009, 1:21 AM BSTThis reminds me of an episode of Roman's Empire.
God, I didn't realise it was that depressing. 
*looks for coat*
*fishes for balaclava*
Stepped outside to watch the sun set. It's still 88 degrees and the recent rains have brought a plague of skeeters, but it's a nice way to spend the evening.
Interesting clouds tonight:
Quote: Tim Walker @ September 27 2009, 1:16 AM BST
Me thinks the lady doth protest too much!
*performs Puppetry Of The Penis cabaret act*
Tim have you just been on the football thread because coincedentally you've used a very similar quote to myself!
Am getting the stopwatch out to see who used it first.
Aren't Saturdays exciting!!!
Quote: Tim Walker @ September 27 2009, 1:08 AM BST*gets down on all fours*
Are you familiar with the sex position called 'the bucking bronco'? It's where you take your partner doggy-style, then as she gets into a rhythm of increasing passion, you say the wrong name and see how long you can hold on for.