lofty if you wanted to shage Katy Hopkins without making eye contact so she didn't turn you to stone?
How would you do it?
Quote: lofthouse @ 3rd April 2015, 11:54 AM BSTUse
Butt Katie Hopkins as a c**t
and I hope she dies of buttock cancer
HAPPY KEESTER
Lofty your enthusiasim is almost paleolithic
Quote: sootyj @ 3rd April 2015, 12:23 PM BSTlofty if you wanted to shage Katy Hopkins
Is that where you do it with a some herbs stuck up your arse?
Two faced wanker..........
..........and shit actor.
I think he's going to regret making that Party Election Broadcast!
Tomorrow's chip paper.
"Porn sites must have age checks, say Conservatives."
OK Punks. Go ahead. Make my day.
What if you're too old? 
They could go further:
Are you currently using a computer in work and -
a. Member of Parliament
b. High Court Judge
c. Head Teacher
d. GP/Surgeon
e. Senior Civil Servant
f. Chief Executive of a Local Authority
g. Director of a Bank that has been Bailed Out
etc. etc.
Quote: zooo @ 4th April 2015, 9:28 PM BSTWhat if you're too old?
Don't worry, just a distant memory for us old farts. 
They don't know they're born
When I was a hairy handed adolescent - I had to make do with second hand copies of Fiesta found discarded in bushes
And the ladies featured were so hairy down there you couldn't even see their snizz
... Is there a big Christian vote?
I'm surprised he didn't find a balcony somewhere where he could stand, arms outstreched, proclaiming !
"Toryus et F**kum" to the world.
Quote: lofthouse @ 4th April 2015, 10:20 PM BSTThey don't know they're born
When I was a hairy handed adolescent - I had to make do with second hand copies of Fiesta found discarded in bushes
Why were they always found there? Was it the pixies' porn stash?
