My dad's a urine sampler. He takes the piss.
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My girlfriend was let go at the tampon factory. She got discharged.
I want to be like my dad, and masturbate into footwear. Big boots to fill.
You gotta get up pretty early in the morning to catch my dad out. He's a milkman.
My wife said, Where do you come from? I said, My penis. Didn't you know?
He must love those feguck-me shoes by Patrick Cox.
I want footwear to go away. Shoo!
Eye let you in toe a secret. I like to pick and Choo's.
My nose is on strike. I want to picket.
I went on the snotter diet. I just picked at my food.
Is it just me, or does Winnie-The-Pooh sound like a polite term for anal sex?
I'm so sick of Bugs Bunny. Keeps rabbitin' on...
You don't! You get down from a duck!
Where do sheep socialise? At the baaaaaaaaaaaaar.
My yoga teacher has been convicted of murder. She's going away for a long stretch.
Quote: AndyGWiz @ 28th April 2015, 6:58 AM BSTMy yoga teacher has been convicted of murder. She's going away for a long stretch.
My old teacher was arrested for fraud, but she insists she's innocent.
Sounds like a case of miss taken identity.
Quote: Nick81 @ 28th April 2015, 10:49 AM BSTMy old teacher was arrested for fraud, but she insists she's innocent.
Sounds like a case of miss taken identity.
My Art Teacher was down the pub, drawing a pint.