Constant Hot Water. Image shows from L to R: Phyllis Nugent (Patricia Phoenix), Miranda Thorpe (Prunella Gee). Copyright: Central Independent Television
Constant Hot Water

Constant Hot Water

  • TV sitcom
  • ITV1
  • 1986
  • 6 episodes (1 series)

Battling seaside landlady Phyllis Nugent has new competition in the shape of attractive widow Miranda Thorpe. Stars Patricia Phoenix, Prunella Gee, Steve Alder, Roger Kemp, Mohammed Ashiq and more.

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Cast
Person Role Episode count
Steve Alder Frank Osborne
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  1. Series 1, Episode 1 - Bed And Breakfast
  2. Series 1, Episode 2 - Sunday Lunch
  3. Series 1, Episode 3 - One Night In Portofino
  4. Series 1, Episode 4 - The Germans Are Coming
  5. Series 1, Episode 5 - Chef's Special
  6. Series 1, Episode 6 - Full House
 6
Mohammed Ashiq Trevor
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  1. Series 1, Episode 1 - Bed And Breakfast
  2. Series 1, Episode 2 - Sunday Lunch
  3. Series 1, Episode 3 - One Night In Portofino
  4. Series 1, Episode 4 - The Germans Are Coming
  5. Series 1, Episode 5 - Chef's Special
  6. Series 1, Episode 6 - Full House
 6
Al Ashton Brian
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  1. Series 1, Episode 1 - Bed And Breakfast
  2. Series 1, Episode 2 - Sunday Lunch
  3. Series 1, Episode 4 - The Germans Are Coming
  4. Series 1, Episode 6 - Full House
 4
Prunella Gee Miranda Thorpe
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  1. Series 1, Episode 1 - Bed And Breakfast
  2. Series 1, Episode 2 - Sunday Lunch
  3. Series 1, Episode 3 - One Night In Portofino
  4. Series 1, Episode 4 - The Germans Are Coming
  5. Series 1, Episode 5 - Chef's Special
  6. Series 1, Episode 6 - Full House
 6
Roger Kemp Norman Nugent
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  1. Series 1, Episode 1 - Bed And Breakfast
  2. Series 1, Episode 2 - Sunday Lunch
  3. Series 1, Episode 3 - One Night In Portofino
  4. Series 1, Episode 4 - The Germans Are Coming
  5. Series 1, Episode 5 - Chef's Special
  6. Series 1, Episode 6 - Full House
 6
Kevin Lloyd Jeff
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  1. Series 1, Episode 1 - Bed And Breakfast
  2. Series 1, Episode 2 - Sunday Lunch
  3. Series 1, Episode 4 - The Germans Are Coming
  4. Series 1, Episode 6 - Full House
 4
Joe McPartland Paddy
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  1. Series 1, Episode 1 - Bed And Breakfast
  2. Series 1, Episode 2 - Sunday Lunch
  3. Series 1, Episode 4 - The Germans Are Coming
  4. Series 1, Episode 6 - Full House
 4
Patricia Phoenix Phyllis Nugent
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  1. Series 1, Episode 1 - Bed And Breakfast
  2. Series 1, Episode 2 - Sunday Lunch
  3. Series 1, Episode 3 - One Night In Portofino
  4. Series 1, Episode 4 - The Germans Are Coming
  5. Series 1, Episode 5 - Chef's Special
  6. Series 1, Episode 6 - Full House
 6
Guest cast
Person Role Episode count
Ashley Barker Decorator #1
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  1. Series 1, Episode 3 - One Night In Portofino
 1
John Bleasdale Decorator #3
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  1. Series 1, Episode 3 - One Night In Portofino
 1
David Bradshawe Assistant
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  1. Series 1, Episode 1 - Bed And Breakfast
 1
Alec Bregonzi Guiseppe
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  1. Series 1, Episode 5 - Chef's Special
 1
Neil Brennan Courier
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  1. Series 1, Episode 6 - Full House
 1
Patrick Carter Undertaker
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  1. Series 1, Episode 1 - Bed And Breakfast
 1
Diane Clelland Janice
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  1. Series 1, Episode 1 - Bed And Breakfast
 1
Dennis Conlon Mr Singh
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  1. Series 1, Episode 6 - Full House
 1
Deirdre Costello Sharon
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  1. Series 1, Episode 6 - Full House
 1
Howard Crossley Decorator #2
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  1. Series 1, Episode 3 - One Night In Portofino
 1
Maggie Flint Miss Cindy
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  1. Series 1, Episode 6 - Full House
 1
David Foxxe Lennie
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  1. Series 1, Episode 5 - Chef's Special
 1
Natasha Gomperts Gloria
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  1. Series 1, Episode 5 - Chef's Special
  2. Series 1, Episode 6 - Full House
 2
Peter Howitt Roland
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  1. Series 1, Episode 5 - Chef's Special
  2. Series 1, Episode 6 - Full House
 2
Richard Linford Young German
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  1. Series 1, Episode 6 - Full House
 1
Hilary Mason Mrs Berry
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  1. Series 1, Episode 5 - Chef's Special
 1
Roger Ostime Older German
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  1. Series 1, Episode 6 - Full House
 1
Brian Rawlinson Mr Berry
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  1. Series 1, Episode 5 - Chef's Special
 1
Harry Towb Jackson
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  1. Series 1, Episode 6 - Full House
 1
Tricia Walsh Linda
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  1. Series 1, Episode 1 - Bed And Breakfast
 1
Hywel Williams-Ellis Herr Schmidt
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  1. Series 1, Episode 4 - The Germans Are Coming
 1
Michael Wolf Herr Strauss
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  1. Series 1, Episode 4 - The Germans Are Coming
 1
Matt Zimmerman Walter
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  1. Series 1, Episode 6 - Full House
 1
Writing team
Person Role Episode count
Colin Pearson Writer
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  1. Series 1, Episode 1 - Bed And Breakfast
  2. Series 1, Episode 2 - Sunday Lunch
  3. Series 1, Episode 3 - One Night In Portofino
  4. Series 1, Episode 4 - The Germans Are Coming
  5. Series 1, Episode 5 - Chef's Special
  6. Series 1, Episode 6 - Full House
 6
Production team
Person Role Episode count
Bernard Thompson Director
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  1. Series 1, Episode 1 - Bed And Breakfast
  2. Series 1, Episode 2 - Sunday Lunch
  3. Series 1, Episode 3 - One Night In Portofino
  4. Series 1, Episode 4 - The Germans Are Coming
  5. Series 1, Episode 5 - Chef's Special
  6. Series 1, Episode 6 - Full House
 6
Paula Burdon Producer
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  1. Series 1, Episode 1 - Bed And Breakfast
  2. Series 1, Episode 2 - Sunday Lunch
  3. Series 1, Episode 3 - One Night In Portofino
  4. Series 1, Episode 4 - The Germans Are Coming
  5. Series 1, Episode 5 - Chef's Special
  6. Series 1, Episode 6 - Full House
 6
David Chandler Production Designer
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  1. Series 1, Episode 1 - Bed And Breakfast
  2. Series 1, Episode 2 - Sunday Lunch
  3. Series 1, Episode 3 - One Night In Portofino
  4. Series 1, Episode 4 - The Germans Are Coming
  5. Series 1, Episode 5 - Chef's Special
  6. Series 1, Episode 6 - Full House
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