| Eric Idle |
Dirk McQuickly |
| John Halsey |
Barry Wom |
| Ricky Fataar (as Rikki Fataar) |
Stig O'Hara |
| Neil Innes |
Ron Nasty |
| Eric Idle |
S.J. Krammerhead |
| Michael Palin |
Eric Manchester |
| George Harrison |
Interviewer |
| Bianca Jagger |
Martini |
| John Belushi |
Ron Decline |
| Dan Aykroyd |
Brian Thigh |
| Gilda Radner |
Mrs. Emily Pules |
| Bill Murray |
Bill Murray the K. |
| Gwen Taylor |
Mrs. Iris Mountbatten |
| Gwen Taylor |
Chastity |
| Ronnie Wood (as Ron Wood) |
Hell's Angel |
| Terence Bayler |
Leggy Mountbatten |
| Henry Woolf |
Arthur Sultan |
| Jeannette Charles (as Jeanette Charles) |
A Queen of England |
| Carinthia West |
Actor |
| Lorne Michaels |
Actor |
| Frank Williams |
Actor |
| Barry Cryer |
Actor |
| Robert Putt |
Actor |
| Jerome Greene (as Jerome Green) |
Actor |
| Bob Gibson |
Actor |
| Pat Pierre Perkins (as Pat Perkins) |
Actor |
| Bunny May |
Actor |
| Al Franken |
Actor |
| Tom Davis |
Actor |
| Eunice |
Actor |
| Penelope Tree |
Actor |
| Tania Kosevich |
Actor |
| Vivienne Cohen |
Actor |
| Ollie Halsall |
Actor |
| Ray Tranter |
Actor |
| Debbie Waterson |
Actor |
| Eric Idle |
Narrator |