The right royal adventures of the dysfunctional Owen Family, as they attempt to put a comic Welsh spin on the Queen's diamond jubilee celebrations. Ardent royalist Carol is ridiculously excited, but will her daughter and son-in-law Rachel and Daniel share her enthusiasm? Daniel's best mate Steve is intent on putting the 'rough' in diamond, as he assembles every combustible material known to man to light Carmarthenshire's Jubilee Beacon. Flirting with cougar Carol, Steve also believes he can ignite another kind of flame...