British Rationals. Carpet Martin (CMJ Taylor).

British Rationals

YouTube comedy series featuring topical jokes. 54 episodes (4 series), 2017 - 2018. Stars CMJ Taylor, Avril Poole, Thomas Michaelson, Andre Skeete and others.

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Cast & Crew

Main cast
CMJ Taylor Carpet Martin
Avril Poole Julie Benjamin
Thomas Michaelson (as Tom Michael Blyth) Gary McCabe
Andre Skeete Darius Johnson
Maeve Ryan Lindsay Gately
Paul Grover Shades McJacket (Series 1-3)
Jamie Laird Connor Dunn
Ellie Pitt Jess Jury (Series 1-3)
Mark Vigil Roger Pemberton
Steve Doyle Pete Walsh
Liam Brennan Andy Station
Michael Keane Max Turner
Lisa Klevemark Jen Thomas
Zoe Cunningham Sara Mingle (Series 2-4)
Charlotte Davies Chloe Griffin (Series 2-3)
Dan Haycock Rupert 'Moonstar' Frimpington-Smythe (Series 2-4)
Ioanna Toufexi Ayfore (Series 2-4)
Benjamin Lok John Barrowsmith (Series 2-4)
Paul Davidson Scott Lamb
Will Hitt Dante Adams (Series 1-2 & 4)
Selwa Jay Chanté Enice (Series 1-2)
Glynis Rodgers Denice Rattigan (Series 1-3)
Elliot Thomas Jake Smith-Waters (Series 1-2 & 4)
Gloria Price Rose Goodwill (Series 1-2)
Keif Gwinn James Weldon (Series 1-2)
Fatiha El-Ghorri Fatima Naqui (Series 2-3)
Writing team
Keif Gwinn Writer
CMJ Taylor Writer
Paul Grover Writer
Nick J Briggs Writer
Mark Daniels Writer
Will Hitt Writer
Stella Graham Writer (Series 2)
Joe Lowe Writer (Series 3-4)
Michael Keane Writer (Series 3-4)
Paul Wilks Writer (Series 3-4)
Rachel Gigg Writer (Series 3)
Nick J Briggs Script Editor
Production team
Keif Gwinn Director
CMJ Taylor Producer
Keif Gwinn Producer
Nick J Briggs Producer (Series 3-4)
Keif Gwinn Creator
CMJ Taylor Creator

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