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Ian Smith: Foot Spa Half Empty

Ian Smith. Credit: Matt Stronge
Stand-up
  • 25th Nov 2025 - 14th Mar 2026

Ian's lived in London as long as he has in the North of England and is trying to keep hold of his Northern identity while also wrestling with his slow creep towards becoming middle-class and the stresses that brings.

But Ian hasn't changed completely - he's still on a quest to de-stress and is constantly getting it wrong - whether that's trying any bizarre method of relaxation he can find, like cryotherapy and cow-hugging, or taking the relaxing hobby of doing jigsaws with his girlfriend too far by entering a competitive speed jigsaw event together. Then, when a fertility test brings back some genuinely stressful results, Ian realises he has to try harder than ever to do all the right things and relax, but of course he's willing to try some of the weirder stuff too, like ordering a fertility magic spell from Amazon.

November 2025

25th: London - Soho Theatre
26th: London - Soho Theatre
27th: London - Soho Theatre
28th: London - Soho Theatre
29th: London - Soho Theatre

February 2026

7th: Edinburgh - Monkey Barrel Comedy Club
12th: Cambridge - Junction Arts Centre
13th: Leicester - Firebug
18th: Birmingham - Glee Comedy Club
19th: Newcastle - Stand Comedy Club
21st: Bristol - Alma Theatre
26th: Oxford - Glee Comedy Club
27th: Hull - Social
28th: Selby - Town Hall

March 2026

5th: Brighton - Forge Comedy Club
6th: Reading - South Street Arts Centre
7th: Southampton - Attic
12th: Leeds - Wardrobe
13th: Manchester - Fairfield Social Club
14th: Sheffield - Network

Press

  1. 4th June 2025: Ian Smith to tour Foot Spa Half Empty stand-up show

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