Tim Vine returns to the stage next year with his brand new stand-up show Breeeep!.

The significant run of dates run between April and September 2023.

Tickets go on sale today and can be found through timvine.com

Expect a mountain of nonsense. One-liners, stupid things, crazy songs, and wobbly props (plus utter drivel). Tim's like the manager of a sweet shop where all the sweets are replaced by jokes, and he serves them in a random order. So it's like a sweet shop where the manager just throws sweets at you. Enjoy the foolishness and laugh your slip-ons off.

Promoters say: "He has recently finished touring Plastic Elvis, his Elvis tribute act. But with Breeeep!, Tim's back to what he does best: telling silly jokes, singing daft songs, and waving mad props akimbo.

"SAFETY ANNOUNCEMENT: Please remember to breathe between laughs."

Dates

Tue 18 April 2023 - Hayes, Beck Theatre
Wed 19 April 2023 - Guildford, G Live
Thu 20 April 2023 - Ilkley, King's Hall
Fri 21 April 2023 - Leamington Spa, Spa Pavilion
Sat 22 April 2023 - Wirral, Floral Pavilion
Tue 25 April 2023 - Buxton, Opera House
Wed 26 April 2023 - Leeds, City Varieties
Thu 27 April 2023 - Leeds, City Varieties
Fri 28 April 2023 - Crawley, The Hawth
Sat 29April 2023 - Stratford, Playhouse
Tue 2 May 2023 - Cromer, Pier
Wed 3 May 2023 - Oxford, Playhouse
Thu 4 May 2023 - Telford, Oakengates
Fri 5 May 2023 - Winchester, Theatre Royal
Sat 6 May 2023 - Winchester, Theatre Royal
Tue 9 May 2023 - Peterborough, The Cresset
Wed 10 May 2023 - Bristol, Redgrave Theatre
Thu 11 May 2023 - Bristol, Redgrave Theatre
Fri 12 May 2023 - Bristol, Redgrave Theatre
Sat 13 May 2023 - Bristol, Redgrave Theatre
Tue 16 May 2023 - Burnley, Mechanics
Wed 17 May 2023 - Burnley, Mechanics
Thu 18 May 2023 - Newcastle, Tyne Theatre
Fri 19 May 2023 - Chesterfield, Winding Wheel
Sat 20 May 2023 - Swindon, Wyvern Theatre
Tue 23 May 2023 - Ipswich, New Wolsey Theatre
Wed 24 May 2023 - Ipswich, New Wolsey Theatre
Thu 25 May 2023 - Nottingham, Playhouse
Fri 26 May 2023 - Chatham, Central Theatre
Sat 27 May 2023 - York, Grand Opera House
Tue 30 May 2023 - Lancaster, Grand Theatre
Wed 31 May 2023 - Lancaster, Grand Theatre
Thu 1 June 2023 - Birmingham, Alexandra Theatre
Fri 2 June 2023 - High Wycombe, Swan Theatre
Sat 3 June 2023 - Wolverhampton, Grand Theatre
Fri 30 June 2023 - Harrogate, Theatre
Sat 1 July 2023 - Harrogate, Theatre
Tue 4 July 2023 - Isle of Wight, Shanklin Theatre
Wed 5 July 2023 - Portsmouth, New Theatre Royal
Thu 6 July 2023 - Weston-super-Mare, The Playhouse
Tue 11 July 2023 - Norwich, Playhouse
Wed 12 July 2023 - Norwich, Playhouse
Thu 13 July 2023 - Southend, Palace Theatre
Fri 14 July 2023 - Southend, Palace Theatre
Sat 15 July 2023 - Shepherds Bush, O2 Empire
Tue 18 July 2023 - Barrow-in-Furness, The Forum
Wed 19 July 2023 - Chester, Storyhouse
Thu 20 July 2023 - Lincoln, Engine Shed
Fri 21 July 2023 - Yeovil, Westlands
Sat 22 July 2023 - Yeovil, Westlands
Tue 25 July 2023 - Salford, The Lowry
Wed 26 July 2023 - Salford, The Lowry
Thu 27 July 2023 - Crewe, Lyceum
Fri 28 July 2023 - Chelmsford, Civic Theatre
Sat 29 July 2023 - Wimborne, Tivoli Theatre
Fri 1 Sep 2023 - Cardiff, New Theatre
Sat 2 Sep 2023 - Swansea, Grand Theatre
Tue 5 Sep 2023 - Inverness, Eden Court Theatre
Wed 6 Sep 2023 - Glasgow, Theatre Royal
Thu 7 Sep 2023 - Arbroath, Webster Memorial Theatre
Fri 8 Sep 2023 - Ullapool, Macphail Centre
Sat 9 Sep 2023 - Stornoway, An Lanntair
Tue 12 Sep 2023 - Aberdeen, Tivoli Theatre
Wed 13 Sep 2023 - Aberdeen, Tivoli Theatre
Thu 14 Sep 2023 - Dundee, Gardyne Theatre
Fri 15 Sep 2023 - Ayr, Gaiety Theatre
Sat 16 Sep 2023 - Berwick, The Maltings
Tue 19 Sep 2023 - Wakefield, Theatre Royal
Wed 20 Sep 2023 - Shrewsbury, Theatre Severn
Thu 21 Sep 2023 - Northampton, Royal & Derngate
Fri 22 Sep 2023 - King's Lynn, Corn Exchange
Sat 23 Sep 2023 - St Albans, Arena
Tue 26 Sep 2023 - Milton Keynes, Theatre
Wed 27 Sep 2023 - Hastings, White Rock Theatre
Thu 28 Sep 2023 - Croydon, Ashcroft Theatre
Fri 29 Sep 2023 - Torquay, Babbacombe Theatre
Sat 30 Sep 2023 - Torquay, Babbacombe Theatre