Hi,
Just thought I'd post a song I'm submitting to Newsrevue. Feedback welcome cheers.

Madonna Don’t Preach (to the tune of ‘Papa Don’t Preach’ by Madonna)

Madonna I know you’re going to be upset
I watched your video and was nearly sick
You wore a leotard
And hair like Eric Bristow

You look great as a flapper, Madge
Unlike the dirty book where you showed your vag

But then you starred in ‘Swept Away’
And Guy made ‘Revolver’ now he looks so gay.
Dressed up like the chunky cop from Village People.
Please!

Madonna don’t preach
We’re having none of it
Don’t involve Guy
‘Cos his last 2 films were shit
And we’ve made up our minds
You two are laughable tossers
Ooh, you’re a pair of laughable tossers

They’re gonna steal a little family
From a village in Malawi
And call the child they stole David Banda

Richie Richie arrest this woman for
Crimes against fashion and for being a bore
Kabbalah must be taking you to the cleaners

Madonna don’t preach
We’re having none of it
Don’t involve Guy
‘Cos his last 2 films were shit
And we’ve made up our minds
You two are laughable tossers
Ooh, you’re a pair of laughable tossers

Don’t stop loving me Guy
You know, I’m stealin’ more babies

Like this Fred - very good. Loved the 'showed your vag' line.
Can't agree with you more about Guys last films too - shockingly bad.
Keep up the good work.
Andy

I like the lyrics a lot, but the sentiment more.

i also liked this there wasn't any lines that are just shoved in because they rhyme like with so many songs, well done, just out of curiosity what were guy richie's last two films?

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I think 'Revolver' was the last one wasn't it? Don't know of another.

it was the one with Madonna in but I can't remeber the name

Quote: ajp29 @ March 6, 2007, 12:58 PM

it was the one with Madonna in but I can't remeber the name

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That says it all!

The other one was 'Swept Away' - that be the one with Madonna in.

The sad thing is, that doesn't even ring any bells! I've never heard of it.