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Ja, ich stimme vollig.

Will Cam is taking the next 10 days off.

Billwill has sold his old kitchen-sink on eBay.

Wonders whether he achieved the scrap metal price.
:S

Quote: billwill @ March 27 2013, 1:06 AM GMT

Billwill has sold his old kitchen-sink on eBay.

Wonders whether he achieved the scrap metal price.
:S

Belfast ?

Quote: Oldrocker @ March 27 2013, 1:17 AM GMT

Belfast ?

Nah, stainless steel.

Belfast?

Quote: billwill @ March 27 2013, 1:19 AM GMT

Nah, stainless steel.

Stainless Steel is the capital of Northern Ireland? Wow, I never knew that...

:D

Just seen an advert for Secret Eaters and one bloke had a pie sandwich, f**king genius!

Quote: Lee @ March 27 2013, 11:01 PM GMT

Just seen an advert for Secret Eaters and one bloke had a pie sandwich, f**king genius!

Buster Bloodvessel had pie sandwiches on the menu at 'Fatty Towers' 15 years ago.

I've been eating pastie barms for like ever

Does that mean a pastie in a sandwich?

Pastie in a barm cake

Or muffin

Or bap

Or

You get the idea

You sexy bastard!

I've had chips in a sandwich, and fishfingers in a sandwich. But never a pie.

Heh heh, you might like to try:
"An Egyptian one-eyed sandwich"

Take a slice of bread, cut a hole in centre about 4 cms big
Fry it briefly, then break an egg into the hole
Fry a short while longer, then flip it over & fry a while more.

Serve and enjoy.

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