Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 21 2009, 8:10 PM GMTI didn't have enough flasks for everyone.
S'all right as long a fluffy head got one that's job done. 
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Does the lazer Airzoooka work? 
Quote: zooo @ December 21 2009, 8:12 PM GMTDoes the lazer Airzoooka work?
Mmmmmmm. Lucozade.
Quote: Leevil @ December 21 2009, 8:12 PM GMTToo many filled with Whiskey, aye?
Oh God don't mention the sauce to her you remember what happened last time!? Sipping the "Soup" shouting at passers by that she can make star cookies.
Quote: zooo @ December 21 2009, 8:12 PM GMTDoes the lazer Airzoooka work?
When he said he wanted a blowie for Christmas...
The star cookies are indeed open to be attacked as bedtime snacks. And fluffy head did not got one. He got a kiss, but I hardly think that compensation.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 21 2009, 8:16 PM GMTHe got a kiss, but I hardly think that compensation.
Depends where it is.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 21 2009, 8:16 PM GMTAnd fluffy head did not got one. He got a kiss, but I hardly think that compensation.
Who kissed him?!
!
Me?
You teenagers and your kissing!
Quote: Ben @ December 21 2009, 8:18 PM GMTYou teenagers and your kissing!
Quote: Ben @ December 21 2009, 8:18 PM GMTWhilst Leevil and I masturbate frantically in the corner before coming to a shuddering halt.
*titters*
Quote: Tim Walker @ December 21 2009, 9:00 AM GMTSony are (via the Epic label) making a profit from RATM's success. Sony owns a major stake in Simon Cowell's label Syco, which is a completely separate subsidiary to Epic. So in short - no.
Joe McEldrey's sales were almost certainly boosted considerably by being involved in a much hyped Christmas No. 1 race. So in short - yes.
And I don't mind at all. 
Quote: Gavin @ December 21 2009, 7:59 PM GMTPoint it at your face yet?? Is it powerful? Have you tried to stack a tower of fruit and air push the middle fruit? Tried to hop something over the couch?
Too big to point it at your own face. Definitely powerful though. Have knocked a number of things over from a fair few feet away. Great fun.
Quote: Leevil @ December 21 2009, 8:01 PM GMTCoolio, I saw it on The Gadget Show, I think?
Sounds quite possible, yes.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 21 2009, 8:05 PM GMTRobyn wishes that Elliot et al didn't go home.
Offer blowjobs.
Quote: Badge @ December 21 2009, 8:21 PM GMTJoe McEldrey's sales were almost certainly boosted considerably by being involved in a much hyped Christmas No. 1 race. So in short - yes.
And I don't mind at all.
Saying that, his sales were around 450,000, which is well down on the nearly-a-million that Alexandra Burke sold last year. So in short - maybe.
Quote: Tim Walker @ December 21 2009, 8:42 PM GMTSaying that, his sales were around 450,000, which is well down on the nearly-a-million that Alexandra Burke sold last year.
In the first week? Or in total?
X Factor will be number one next week.
So in short - who cares?